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Voodoo_Bryn
06-24-2008, 12:27 AM
So he works for a computer company here in Silicon Valley from 2-10pm... and they watch tv while they work. (He's a server guy, not waiting tables type server...)

So we IM each other all night.

Mind you, I've been on the strictest bedrest for the past 5 weeks with placenta previa, I've been in and out of the hospital more times than I care to count this past month, and I've got gestational diabetes, and they are so sure I'm going to suffer acute blood loss from the way my placenta is positioned during my c-section that they asked if we wanted to bank my dh's blood for me since we're the same type. So... physical health? Kind of... shi-smurfy right now.

He pops in on an IM and says, "Baby, baby, baby, do you love me?"

I'm like, "That depends... what's up?"

He types, "Do you think you can be in shape for next summer?"

I think... (I failed P.E., people, exercise is lugging my laptop around)... but I love him. "I suppose," I say. "What for?"

"ZOH.MAH.GAWD. American Gladiators has a married couples competition!!!!!!"

:glare:
Seriously.
American Gladiators.
:glare:

**Holly**
06-24-2008, 12:45 AM
Haha men!

FireWolf
06-24-2008, 04:10 AM
ROFLMBO MEN! Sounds just like something my DH would too!

newfiemountiewife
06-24-2008, 04:57 AM
LOL!

pbumbaca
06-24-2008, 05:32 AM
ROFL! That is priceless!

ColleenSwerb
06-24-2008, 07:01 AM
OMG that almost made me snort my tea. I was NOT expecting that, lol!

nonnie
06-24-2008, 07:25 AM
I think you should do it!!! HAHA!!!

Jennilyn
06-24-2008, 08:03 AM
LMAO! That is too funny!

my3hens
06-24-2008, 08:58 AM
LOL Men!

kscwgirl
06-24-2008, 09:24 AM
bwahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

ajf9597
06-24-2008, 09:28 AM
LMAO!

ditzyscrap
06-24-2008, 09:37 AM
Bwahahahaha...TOO funny!!

Kimberly's Mommy
06-24-2008, 09:38 AM
that's too funny.

DawnMarch
06-24-2008, 09:54 AM
And by then, you'll have a little baby Gladiator to bring along too!

BeccaBoo
06-24-2008, 10:09 AM
LOL! That is priceless!!!! Love it!

Misty Cato
06-24-2008, 10:09 AM
Oooh you could work this out. Just tell him if he takes over diapers changes and getting up in the middle of the night for cranky baby, you could find the energy to get back in shape :)

And you'd look so cute on American Gladiators with the little one 'cheering' you on.

~Julie~
06-24-2008, 11:34 AM
LOL too funny...

lizzyfizzy
06-24-2008, 11:52 AM
lol!!! i watched the one last night and the married couple of 2 months both won and with the fastest times of the season! he won the eliminator in 1:38 and she did in 2:08! you have to be pretty intense...gonna do it?!?

Voodoo_Bryn
06-24-2008, 01:25 PM
Here's the funny thing, I'm a goal oriented person... and... he's a computer nerd slacker... so I think I'll get in shape and be ready next summer for the auditions and be like, "Umm... I'm ready, what about you?"

bahahahahaha

Kat Stokes
06-24-2008, 01:30 PM
LOL!!! That's hilarious!!!!! I think you should do it just to see what he says next summer!