Domestic Goddess I Am Not...

LOL, you'd think that if my mom taught my how to bake (and she did, and she's a dannnng good baker) that I'd have some skills, right? WRONG.

I just well-browned the biscuits I was making with Natalie. They aren't quite burned, but I know they're going to be hockey pucks. They didn't rise at all, lol...and I had a little one that we rolled into a ball (leftover dough) and they don't taste right. It's pretty hard to screw up Bisquick mix! :thumbdown:

With the listeria scare up here, I can't allow Mason to have lunch/deli meats, so I made up some egg salad for sandwiches today. Yeah, um. The first 6 eggs I did pretty OK with, mixed it up and it was too runny (as in, would just fall out of the sandwich, lol) so I boiled 2 more eggs to add to it. TOTALLY forgot about them and overboiled them...the yolks didn't even want to mix in, haha. Nasty. But anyway, that's what he got to eat today. I hope he doesn't throw away his sandwich, lmao!

Now I know why I rarely cook or bake. I tried out for the spot of domestic goddess the last couple days and failed. :blink:

Ohh I'm no domestic goddess either, just not a quality of mine. Thank goodness my DH cooks awesome because otherwise my boys would eat PB&J everyday LOL

haha I'm totally cracking up bree.. I am sorry LOL I'll come help you next time

I don't do domestic goddess. It's not becoming on me at all

LOL Bree, maybe he will think they are good that way LOL!

(((hugs))) Bree I bet there's a kick ass baker out there somewhere going damn I wish I could make wicked layered templates

Lukasmummy said:

(((hugs))) Bree I bet there's a kick ass baker out there somewhere going damn I wish I could make wicked layered templates

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Lukasmummy said:

(((hugs))) Bree I bet there's a kick ass baker out there somewhere going damn I wish I could make wicked layered templates

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Ha Ha!

I wouldn't call myself Martha Stewart or anything but EVERYONE loves when I bake. I don't do it often as I hate to be in the kitchen. I sure wish I could make a template.

oh man bree....LOL i cook a lot so maybe i will come and help ya but you have clean up duty. i love to cook, hate to clean up. ((HUGS))

*snorting coffee through my nose* LMAO! I have SO been there! And I KNOW how to bake (guess mom sent it all to me, haha!).

2 weeks ago I made egg salad and put too much mayo in. Not tasty, but I ate it. And yeah, bisquits go from being *perfect* to *oh $h!t, they burned!* VERY quickly. I've done it SO many times that now I watch my oven like a TV when I put bisquits in, lol!!!