nope. sure don't. I have a husband and two sons (ages 6 and almost-3) and anything and everything related to poop, farts, burps, or gross smells is an ENDLESS source of entertainment.
When FI lets the dog out, he has to ask her 4 or 5 times if she needs to do #2, but has to use gross euphemisms/synonyms for it. He also has to tell me when he's going to the bathroom to do it himself.
Oh, and if he farts, it's usually a 'barking tree frog.'
Ugh. Men are so gross, lol. DH farts and says "OH! What was that!" like he didn't already know. Sometimes he'll say "oops" but NEVER EVER "excuse me". The kids actually have to remind him to say that.
I :wub: my husband! He's never farted in front of me! He actually never burped either, until his surgeries last year, now he can't be quiet with them cause it hurts, but he's always polite and says excuse me.
And is it weird that when I saw a preview for manswers, I thought it might be interesting to watch??? Not that I laugh at farts, just curious about the show lol, and to laugh at how men look at things.
LOL Tony and I have been together for um...12 years (I think oh my LOL), and he has NEVER farted in my presence. He's a good boy! Can't say the same about myself though....especially when prego LOL