Your most embarrassing moment...with a treat!

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Megan Turnidge

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Alright, so I had a very embarrassing moment today and it always makes me feel better to laugh with other people, so I want to hear your most mortifying, embarrassing moment!!

The person who makes me laugh the hardest will get a $5 GC to SSD. :) Your pain is your gain!! :thumbup: If I can't decide, then I'll resort to a random number generator. ;)

You have until 10 am tomorrow MST (Friday) morning to make me LOL!
 
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I was newly married and pregnant at 22. We had an apartment, but not really any furniture. A couch and a bed was about it. Our "entertainment center" was milk crates and white sheet, and we had no dining room set.

One night, when I was about 5 months along, we had company for dinner. I made spaghetti. (I was also quite the entertainer, I guess. LOL)

We carried our plates of spaghetti over to the couch to eat. As we sat on the couch eating, my friend told a story about how one time when he was a kid, he was carrying his spaghetti and kool aid to the table when he tripped over the dog and everything went flying against the wall.

This gave me a HUGE laughing fit. At which point I spilled my spaghetti on my lap. I had a hole in my sweatpants (I really dressed up for this), so the noodles and sauce was on my bare leg and it was HOT.

So, now I'm laughing, a mess and burned. I instinctively stood up, still laughing and now yelling. It all culminated right then and there, when I totally lost control of my bladded.

Laughing, covered in spaghetti, and peed my pants. How many dinner parties do you go to where your hostess does all that? :p
 
Oh goodness Tracy that is hilarious!!

I am way embarrassed to share mine- it was religated to a place in the back of my mind but since everyone is sharing I just have 3 words for you: human bowling ball

Yeah, I mentioned that I fall going up the stairs...well, one day while I was in high school I was running late between classes (as is everyone BTW, there's always that last minute run to the door) and I missed a step, fell backward and rolled down the stairs knocking people down the stairs with me as I fell.

I...was...mortified!! Luckily the worst others suffered were some bruises but dang that was a horrible experience. My teacher even marked me tardy because had to go to the nurses office.

Most embarrassing experience of my life!
 
Ok, so here's one for you...

A while back, I was shopping at the mall. I was having a great day, I had gotten an amazing discount at Banana Republic, and really it was the best day. So I am walking out of Target, in my flip flops and shorts and I slip and fall on the floor. Totally embarassed, I think to myself, who the h*** spilled soda and why isn't it cleaned up? Then it changed to, why does the soda smell like Pizza Hut breadsticks? I looked around, and yeah I had slipped in PUKE!!! So I run out of the mall covered in PUKE. I get to the car to drive home, and think - I can't sit in my car seat with puke....so there in the parking lot, I stripped down to my undershorts and drove home. To shower 23 times. Yeah, embarassing.
 
Picture it: 1996. Springtime. Generic Suburban High School. Academic Super Bowl after school practice.

[Yes, I really just said that I attended Academic Super Bowl after school practices.]

I'm sitting in a semi-circle with 4 other nerds... I mean, other high school kids as well as my uber-nerdy teacher advisor who, literally, is the definition of brown.

[This is the same 40something bachelor-only child teacher who, for fun, went on a multi-week trip with his elderly father that followed the exact route of Lewis and Clark and would call his mother every night and address her as President Jefferson before she gave them directions to the next day's stop.]

[I wish I was kidding.]

I have to leave early for a dentist appointment, so I get up, turn around to get my backpack... and notice there is a reddish-brown stain on the chair that I have just exited from.

Yup. That's right.

I quickly tie my J.C. Penney Arizona brand baseball-style jacket around my waist, grab my backpack by the strap, and begin to chatter inanely abt said dentist appointment as my face turned bright red.

Oh, and I'm doing all this while I'm walking backwards from the middle of the room to the door.

This would be the part where I trip over (a) Neil's trombone case and (b) an actual desk chair, while still blathering and blushing, before reaching the door handle and almost running out of the room.

Then I had to sit outside for 15 minutes to wait for my mom to pick me up. When she did so, I told her what had happened, and the first thing she said was, 'Well, untie your jacket! That was expensive!' :p

She did take momentary pity on me when she called to reschedule the appointment since we did not have time to go home for me to change AND make the appointment... but only momentarily as she told Rosie, the receptionist, WHY she had had to cancel my appointment.

Of course, the team never mentioned my strange behavior or puddle... but it took me a LONG TIME before I was able to look them in the face again without blushing or cringing.

[Ah, good times.]
 
LMAO! I have one from myself...and then a couple other ones to share that didn't involve me (though I wish that I had been there, lol)...

First up...my most embarrassing moment would definitely have to be when I had JUST had Mason and was still laying on the delivery bed, legs in the air, being stitched up, when my FIL walked into the room to see his first grandbaby! :blink: I only slightly recall it happening, I was in shock at the time (from the birth...I did it without drugs)...but when I realized later on what happened, I couldn't look my FIL in the eye, lol.

Aaron's reminded me of another couple stories though, that I just had to share, lol...

My MIL was walking through the mall and she's the type of person that doesn't really pay attention to much around her, just what she's doing. She's a speed walker too, and not really careful. Anyhow, the mall she was at had a bunch of fountains in the center, and they're in the floor, not raised up. So, she's walking along as she always does...and she sees a store on the other side that she wants to go to...and goes in a beeline for it. You guessed it, she walked RIGHT into the fountain. Had I been there, I would have been embarrassed FOR her, but also been laughing my butt off!

And my dad also did something stupid in the SAME mall, lol...he was walking through and saw a shirt he really liked and walked towards it. He walked straight into a mirrored post - the shirt he saw that he liked was the one he was wearing, lol. Duh!
 
Oh man! LA!! I am feeling your pain! When I was a freshman in high school, and only got my period a few months before, I was sitting on a desktop and got up... big old red spot!! And I was soooo timid and quiet back then. I thought I was going to DIE!!! Boys think their voice squeaks are embarrassing?!? They got nothing on us!!!
 
Oh boy, talk about bringin up memories I thought therapy had cured!! LOL!! When I was a teenager our youth group from church went to an indoor pool. My swim suit was a halter top kind (think 80's) with just 2 strings from the middle front to tie around the neck. We were all playing Marco Polo and jumping up and down in the water. Well here we all were including the guy I had a major crush on and I came up out of the water and my top went down!!! I was so embarrassed that I ran to the locker room and wouldn't show my face the rest of the night.
 
I did a layout on mine:

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Basically my son was getting out of our car and saw a car next to ours which was unlocked. We had been telling him over and over that he has to lock the car door when he gets out so for some reason he opens this car door and the lady was walking out. I was so embarrassed I could have cried. he was only like 4 or so at the time and the lady was not mad at all but I wanted to just shrink away.
 
LOL!! I have one...happened just recently...

Hubby the kids and I were in a resturaunt somewhere, and when we were done I had to take dd to the bathroom and wash her hands. I told hubby and ds to just wait up front for us (which was by the restrooms).
Well as I am standing there washing dd's hands, I notice that there are urinals on the wall. I think to myself....."well isn't that nice...they put urinals in the ladies room for mom's who have little boys" Well, I had heard the door open, but never saw anyone come in. I dry dd's hand, and we head out.....open the door...4 men standing there waiting, (and I still am clueless).
So I walk over to hubby and I tell him..."omg, this place put urinals in the ladies room......" He busted out in uncontrollable laughter, ds is crackin up...
and he says.."mom...you were in the boys bathroom!" And thats when everthing made sense, the urinals, the men waiting outside....rofl. I bet my face was 10 shades of red. No wonder these guys were looking at me like I am nuts. This was probably more of a "I am a dumb**" moment than anything lol.
 
Tracey, at least the guys waited outside the door for you! :blink: I work at McD's and had to go check the men's washroom...a guy walked in and SAW me and walked right over to the urinal. I was like...ummm...hello?! LOL! I just dropped everything and walked out, haha...I was attempting to change the paper towel. Dude wasn't able to dry his hands, but it was his own dang fault...hold it for 5 seconds so I can get out of the bathroom! :p
 
OMG I'm laughing so hard at these stories I have tears coming down, honestly! OMG! Aaron your story is terrible but I couldn't help but laugh - sorry!
 
So I was a first time...tired....all around mess mom. My five month old developed croup and the doctor told me to keep an eye on his breathing and told me to bring him in at the first sign of breathing trouble. I go about my day, keeping an eye on him.

Well it happened, shallow breathing, his chest not moving with the breath...so I load him in his car seat, grab my diaper bag and head out the door to the local hospitals urgent care at about 11 pm.

The doctor was total Dr. McDreamy. So handsome, nice, and I couldnt help but feel a bit schoolgirly when he would come in the room and check on us after hooking Jacob up to the respirator.

I noticed he would kind of half smile in a sort of flirty (I thought) way every time he saw me. And I would smile back at him.

Well, after all his treatments we get sent home. I get Jacob settled in to bed and I go into the bathroom to finally get ready to hit the hay for a few hours....I look in the mirror

KOOL AID SMILE

ummmmm....how could he even not crack up at me.

He had to be thinking oh this poor silly little mom. And I thought he was flirting with me. :)
 
Picture it....a very eight month pregnant Paula in the waiting room of her OBs office. The night before, I had Mexican food that was GOOD but I am having pretty strong contractions.

The nurse calls me back to the room and when the doctor walks in, I start having a HUGE contraction. He says, "I think we ought to check if your dilating with these contractions." So, I get ready for the said procedure by stripping down and putting on those oh so lovely gowns that every doctor's office has. LOL

He comes back in, I get my legs in the stirrups, he goes down to check, and I let out the LONGEST and LOUDEST fart that I believe I ever did. I swear that baby must have been at least two minutes! LOL

So, once it's over he asks me if it's ok to check and I tell him yep, dying of embarrassment. So, he goes back down and guess what?? I DO IT AGAIN! LMAO

After the second time, he successfully determines that I was three centimeters dilated and 100% effaced, but his getting there was rather gross and MIGHTY stinky. LOL
 
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Ok, so here's one for you...

A while back, I was shopping at the mall. I was having a great day, I had gotten an amazing discount at Banana Republic, and really it was the best day. So I am walking out of Target, in my flip flops and shorts and I slip and fall on the floor. Totally embarassed, I think to myself, who the h*** spilled soda and why isn't it cleaned up? Then it changed to, why does the soda smell like Pizza Hut breadsticks? I looked around, and yeah I had slipped in PUKE!!! So I run out of the mall covered in PUKE. I get to the car to drive home, and think - I can't sit in my car seat with puke....so there in the parking lot, I stripped down to my undershorts and drove home. To shower 23 times. Yeah, embarassing.
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OH SNAP!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! :D i seriously just cracked up!!
 
PAULA!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!! I am crackin' up over here!! Bwahahahah! That must have been MORTIFYING!! oh man... I'm still laughing. lol! :D
 
O-M-G Paula!!!! That one is SOOOO the worst. You poor, poor thing. LMAO!

OK, here's mine... I know I have tons, but this is the one that sticks out right now.

We're eating dinner at the base cafeteria (mess hall), Riley is about 2 1/2 and has to go potty. So, I take her to the bathroom and as soon as we walk in she starts to wrinkle her little nose. There's somene else in one stall, so we go in the other one. She sits on the toilet and again, wrinkles her nose. Then, oh-so-loudly, she says, "Mommy, it smells like FISH in here!" OMG, I was so emberassed... I KNEW the other girl heard it. I was trying to hush Riley with my eyes and head motions... of course she keeps it up, "Why, it really DOES smell like FISH in here!" OK, that's it, we're not leaving this stall until I'm certain our neighbor is long gone!

Oh the things our little ones say.
 
I have 3 - 2 are from college.

I was a Freshman in college, and it was the first few days and I, and my friends, went to the dorm cafeteria for a sundae bar. So I get my sundae and am heading for the table, when I slip and reach out to catch myself and put my hand and arm in a huge vat of chocolate syrup. Everyone in the cafeteria saw it and started laughing hysterically, including my friends (who ran off). I didn't know what to do, so I wiped off the syrup and took my sundae and sat down and ate it.

The 2nd one was at a different college that I transferred to sophomore year, but I think I was a senior. I was at a very crowded campus bar with my sorority sisters and I had penny loafers on (hey, preppie was IN) and I was leaning my rear against the juke box(nooooo, this is not in the fifties :p ), with beer in hand, when I start sliding down because my shoes are slipping. I try to catch myself by moving my feet back and forth, but every time I did that, I bumped the jukebox and the record skipped, so by the time I slid all the way to the floor, the whole bar was looking at the jukebox to see why it was skipping and they find me on the floor in front of it (still holding my beer, mind you...didn't spill a drop). Fortunately, everyone in the bar was drunk.:thumbup:

The 3rd one was when I was on my way to pick up my oldest from pre-school and had my baby in the car with me. Right after pre-school I was taking them both to the dr. for a checkup. About half way there, I realize I forgot to put on my shoes and only have socks on (and shorts). I didn't have time to go back for them so I had to pick him up at preschool and then take them to the doctor in sock feet. And of course, everyone stared at me and my feet.
 
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Oh man! Thanks for the laughs, ladies!! :)

Well, Paula's embarrassing moment... wihtout a doubt, made me laugh the hardest!! She certianly deserves a little GC for her pain!! :thumbup: Just scrolling past her post makes me start laughing again. Enjoy your treats, sweets! ;) I'll PM you to get your email address from you!
 
I just barely saw this thread. SO FUNNY! My husband was thinking I was crazy laughing so hard at the computer. :) Thanks for the laugh, everyone! :)
 
here's an OLD layout I did regarding this matter:

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I was dancing at a club called Captain Cream's on the dayshift (I worked here with Dita von Teese, btw) and while it was a slow lunch, I decided to try the move shown above.

I completely missed the pole and landed completely indecorously on my back, my foot landing in a customer's caesar salad. The manager applauded my clutziness and everyone died laughing.

I was so mortified.
 
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD
I am both CRINGING and LAUGHING my BUTT OFF...
These are the WORST -

I have one....
We were in High School and my Girlfriends and I were meeting up with a group of "Cool Guys" and there was this one boy I thought was just dreamy. He was the Captain of the Water Polo team and MAN did he have an amazing body....Anyhoo - I was a TOTAL geek in High School - no big shocker there for any that know me....lol
So we go and we all go to DENNY'S...exciting huh, and then afterwards we are all hanging out in the parking lot really late at night drinking beers (oooh) and talking etc. Well I had to PEE so bad and Denny's had closed and all these guys are around...I had no idea what to do - So my BFF says - lets go for a walk (we are in a huge strip mall) and so we walk a ways down and there is a large water vending machine (to fill jugs) and I tell her "I am going to pee behind this - if anyone comes or even starts coming over our way you BETTER tell me ok?" she agrees and I begin to do my business, well then all of a sudden she starts yelling "OH MY GOD HERE THEY COME"....... I FREAK OUT! and proceed to pull up my pants as fast as I can....well I had to go so bad that I could NOT STOP an proceeded to PEE IN MY PANTS. Oh GOD the humiliation has JUST BEGUN. She starts cracking up - SHE LIED - They were NOT even coming over. GREAT - well they didn't get to see my bare hiney - but now we have this little problem of I HAVE TO GO BACK OVER THERE AND I HAVE PEED MY PANTS.....I was frustrated, and embarrasses and MORTIFIED.....when suddenly I came up with a BRILLIANT plan....lol I sat down on the curb a ways away from everyone and told BFF to grab a beer and get back QUICK - as soon as she handed it to me I pretended to SPILL it all over myself. GENIUS!!!! Situation saved but I was STILL mortified.
 
I thought Angie's was the most embarrassing until I read Paula's. Oh my! I think I would have to switch doctors after that!
However, I am dying to hear what embarrassing moment prompted you to start this thread, Megan?
 
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