Apartment Captainship

I be so annoyed. I had a very clist, clear, new bucket on th' porch, office trash sized, wi' a blue lid... me neighbor across from me puts th' lass' maggot filled trash ou' on th' lass' porch. Guess which one o' us got th' visit from th' apartment captainship t' move what`s on our porch?

arrr the scallywags!!!!

arrrrr. i be guttin' em like a bilge rat.

that be gay .. gay