Actual sentences from our house today.

LenaGardner

LenaGardner

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Feel free to add your own, but they have to be true!

"that sock just licked me"
-let's just say tabatha and I got bored while putting away laundry

"which of the children are we sacrificing this evening?"

"Poop so momma can have some sweet tea!"
-I want a sweet tea from McD so bad but I'm waiting for Naomi to go potty because McD and the hospital are both 20 min. away and I have to take in a bm sample when she goes :thumbdown:

"I fail at life."
"Oh yeah? I'm too stupid to breathe."

"The bed is 3/4 on my side of the room so have fun sleeping tonight"
-channeling our 12 year old selves

"Either Tristan threw that from the kitchen or we have a really angry poltergeist"

"Crawl to mommy! Will you crawl for a bowl of macaroni and cheese?"
Julian doesn't seem to have any interest in learning to crawl but was trying after seeing Tristan eating m&c across the room

"Is there breastmilk in tacos?"
 
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LOL Lena! Here's one for ya....

Last week, in a busy donut shop with my two sons, I actually uttered these words outloud....


"Apple juice does not go in our pants. Take your apple juice out of your pants right now!"
 
I actually asked my son this tonight:

"Did you blow up wrestling practice just to play magic with Bing?"

I meant to ask if he actually blew OFF wrestling practice just to play magic with Bing.
 
LOL, those are funny! I can't think of one right this second, but I know we have some funny ones lately. :D
 
I was telling my 14 yr old son to quit being a "boob" and my 5 yr old son immediately pipes in with "Hey mom, you have those!!!"
 
Well, today a boy called here to talk to my 14 yo DD. When I asked, can I tell her who's calling, he replies: "My name is Cheesecake."

So, I yell to her, "Hannah, your friend Beefcake is on the phone." LMAO I totally thought he said Beefcake.
 
Paula said:
Well, today a boy called here to talk to my 14 yo DD. When I asked, can I tell her who's calling, he replies: "My name is Cheesecake."

So, I yell to her, "Hannah, your friend Beefcake is on the phone." LMAO I totally thought he said Beefcake.
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Oh yeah, because "Cheesecake" is a much more "obvious" name than Beefcake. Duh Paula! LOL
 
LOL paula you are so much more laidback than me. I'd probably have said, "I don't let my daughter talk to food. Call back when you have a real name."
 
LMAO! We have some interesting conversations around here some days...but I can't think of any off the top of my head...
 
Ohh my sweet Marcos (almost 3) was looking his Christmas Tree (like 10 minutes ago) made of stuffed animals and candy ornaments then fliping one Snow Man he as "mom, do snow men have arses?"... since this toy in particular was climbing a rope, then he said "look it have a tiny arse... the tree is full of arses"

I'm still laughing!
 
OrianaVianey said:
Ohh my sweet Marcos (almost 3) was looking his Christmas Tree (like 10 minutes ago) made of stuffed animals and candy ornaments then fliping one Snow Man he as "mom, do snow men have arses?"... since this toy in particular was climbing a rope, then he said "look it have a tiny arse... the tree is full of arses"

I'm still laughing!
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that made me LOL!!!
 
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