Well, you can certainly shoot ME in the face.

[Mandy]

UGH!
DH is so lame. He's sat on his college work for months and now has 5 days til deadline to get in a final and two 750 word essays. I'll be honest, he sucks at essays so he's given those to me to help with.
Essay 1 is: Please Discuss How the Constitution was Influenced by the Principals of the Classical School of Criminology (include specific examples).

and...

Essay 2 is: Please Describe and Analyze the Rise of the New Terrorism.


HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!
KILL ME NOW! I have 5 days. I haven't written an essay since high school and I am so frustrated!!!

:cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing:

[ColleenSwerb]

I'd totally rather get shot in the face. :blink:

[LeeAndra]

Okay, so I was an English major in college and wrote essays all the time and have NO CLUE what the first question means.

:confused:

Good luck! I once had to proofread and edit a 15 page paper abt Brazil's corrupt government and how to start a business there for one of Jeff's classes. Boy, I wish someone would have shot my face off then.

If you have grammar/editing questions Fri night or Sat, shoot me an email. I should be checking email at night at least.

[4noisyboys]

YUCK!!!!!! I would shoot my dh in the face!!

[AnnieBananie]

I'd shoot the professor/s in the face.

[ditzyscrap]

Oiy...well...good luck with that! I haven't got a clue what the first question even means. The second one I could maybe do, but the first one...oiyvey.

[lovely1m]

Hand it back to him and tell him not to be so lazy next time. That should teach him. ;)

[Mandy]

LOL!
Actually I'm on the first essay and it's going...well, ok.
There are 5 basic pricipals in the classic school of Criminology which are: rationality, hedonism (the pursuit of happiness), punishment, human rights and due process. I have to explain how these 5 principals are included in the Constitution.

Not that you wanted to know that, but there's your Criminology lesson for the day.

[Mandy]

Hand it back to him and tell him not to be so lazy next time. That should teach him. ;)

I SOOOOOOO want to. Really, really want to. Thing is, it's a free college course paid for by the Navy. If he fails or doesn't complete it, he has to pay back the tuition fee which is $1700. :blink:
He's been super busy and work has been horrible for the past few weeks so I don't mind helping but I HATE cramming stuff in right before deadlines and this shizz is just mind numbing.
:blink: