People crack me Up!!!!

amystoffel

amystoffel

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Let me paint you a picture:

I hobble into the grocery store. My foot wrapped two inches thick from toe to mid calf. One crutch under my arm, as I make my way to the milk. (no I did not drive myself) A stock person who works there comes up to me and says...

"Did'ya hurt yer foot?"

:blink::blink::blink:

I look down at my foot.

"yes" I said.

He asks me "oh, does it hurt?"

:blink::blink::blink:

"yes"

I can't remember the name of the comedian...Bill Engvall I think. It was all I could do to not say, "Here's your sign"
 
LOL! Talk about asking the MOST obvious questions!

When I was like 8 months pregnant and looking 12 months, lol, I was getting a poutine from the food court at a mall. The lady looked at me and said "Are you pregnant or something??".

Ummm, no. I just eat too much poutine.... LOL!
 
Now hey there...my son works in the dairy department stocking...

...actually with no motivation to succeed in college...he belongs there... ROTFLMTEO
 
Lol I actually SAID "here's your sign" to someone today! LOL my best friend called me , I had just finished coloring my hair and was waiting for it to "develop" She called and i said, I've got you on speaker phone cause I'm waiting for the hair color to be ready to rinse out. she said, "oh did you color your hair?"...nope, just forgot to rinse it out last time.....here's your sign :P
 
scrapperjade said:
When I was like 8 months pregnant and looking 12 months, lol, I was getting a poutine from the food court at a mall. The lady looked at me and said "Are you pregnant or something??".
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LOL, when I arrived at the hospital in labor with my oldest, I sat down across a desk from the person in admitting, and she says "what are you here for". I couldn't believe she was asking... I looked down at my belly, and looked back up at her, and finally said "well I'm hoping to have this baby"
 
people can be just a little bit ridiculous! when i went to the hospital to have my son i got there and literally had to waddle in b/c my water had broke about 2 minutes before we got into the car. so i'm soaking wet and the nurse asks me if that's amniotic fluid i'm leaking. ummm....no genius - i've just been peeing my pants for the last 15 minutes straight!
 
LOL, I used to get "Are you pregnant?!" from people... I'd look at my massive belly and reply "No, I swallowed an entire turkey, whole, and am waiting for it to pass." or "Either that or my tummy tuck surgery went horribly wrong"
 
LOL! He thought you were hot and was too flustered to think of a good line Amy! ;)

This thread is a hoot, Amy yours made me spew my water!
 
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