WHY!?

AnnieBananie

AnnieBananie

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Why did I grab the container of Breyer's Rocky Road ice cream and think to myself...

"Oh! This will be a nice little treat!"

rather than...

"Oh! I'll eat all of this and then feel like a totally fatty while my kids look at me teary eyed because they got none of it."

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The voices in your head told you to do it? The ice cream was talking to you in seductive, soothing tones telling you everything you wanted to hear, just to get you to do it?
 
Yeah, see, ice cream is clever like that. The Barry White voice'll get ya every time.
 
Fortunately I have no ice cream in the house. Unfortunately I have to go to the grocery store today... it's so embarrassing when I battle with the voices in my head in the freezer aisle... :unsure:
 
Ack, do you want me to divulge ALL my weaknesses here?!? :p

Loooooove that man. Marvin, Barry and Al all pretty much all turn my knees to jelly, but Al Green would be my biggest weakness. :wub: I stand no chance now... just fill me with ice cream and chocolate, and park my feebly flopping torso on a beach somewhere.
 
OK, now I want to go to Braum's and get some ice cream. Maybe I could just get the frozen chocolate yogurt with Reeces chunks and tell myself it's not bad for me because it's just yogurt. LOL
 
mmm the pint of Starbucks Caramel Macchiato ice cream in my freezer is calling my name now......just gotta wait for lil man Kyle to finally fall asleep so I don't have to share lol!!
 
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