Wish me luck

AnnieBananie

AnnieBananie

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LOL Go figure, Memorial Day weekend... DH's big family deal... and I've got PMS. Wicked. PMS.

So what's the big deal, you ask?

He has an aunt that enjoys antagonizing me.

She called my son that 3-letter disparaging term for a homosexual man that starts with an F... to his face (he was 2)... THAT kind of antagonizing, not like silly stuff.

I'm stressed and I'm PMSing... God grant me strength.

If I'm not back on Monday, I'll need you all to pool together and pay my bail ;) ;)
 
Oh gosh I feel for you...have more then my fair share of family members like that. My sister likes to make comments about ME though. Like stuff like gosh Jessica you are looking really nice like youve lost some weight now if you could just get rid of your fat a** and big hips. :cursing::thumbdown:
 
What you need is a list of witty retortes to deal with her this weekend. Let's everyone help Annie compile a list, you know, for reference's sake.

like:

Well, that's a well thought out plan, douchebag.

Hmm, I like your take on that, hooker.

You know that's the smartest idea you've had all day, trollop!

(I find that ending every sentence in an insult, is the best way to combat life's little problems).

:)
 
LenaBrandenburg said:
What you need is a list of witty retortes to deal with her this weekend. Let's everyone help Annie compile a list, you know, for reference's sake.

like:

Well, that's a well thought out plan, douchebag.

Hmm, I like your take on that, hooker.

You know that's the smartest idea you've had all day, trollop!

(I find that ending every sentence in an insult, is the best way to combat life's little problems).

:)
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*dies* :D ROFL! Yes, keep them coming!
 
Okay....

What's up, A-cup? (only funny if it applies)

You know, I was thinking about you the other day...I was watching a show about orangutans and I thought, Gee, I wonder how my aunt is?

I'm so glad you made it. We were definitely having too much fun without you and the mutants you brought with you.

Is the secret ingredient of this dish vomit?

Gosh I have so many more, but they are not pg-13.
 
Sorry you have one of those in your family. Hopefully you can have a good weekend despite the evil wench!
 
well i would say good luck to you but if ur that PMS'd then she'll be the one needing luck, and u'll need a lawyer -and from what u have mentioned about this aunt, she has anything u dish out coming rightfully to her!! good riddance!!
 
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