> >
> > If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I
> > hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is
> > probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!
> > We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
> >
> > Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most
> > embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner
> > described her worst first date
> > experience.
> >
> > There was absolutely no question as to why her
> > tale took the prize!
> >
> > She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite
> > cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains
> > outside Salt
> > Lake City , Utah .
> >
> > It was a day trip (no overnight). They were
> > strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing
> > was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed
> > home late that afternoon.
> > < BR> They were driving back down the
> > mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she
> > should not have had that extra latte. They were about an
> > hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle
> > of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it,
> > which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the
> > heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told
> > him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road,
> > or it would be the front seat of his car .
> >
> > They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside
> > the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow
> > she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest
> > against the rear fender to steady herself.
> > Her companion stood on the side of the car
> > watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and
> > refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the
> > relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of
> > the situation.
> >
> > Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of
> > another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the
> > young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against
> > the car's fender..
> > Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately
> > came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from
> > the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand
> > new problem, due to the extreme cold.
> >
> > Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor
> > of the moment, she answered her date's concerns
> > about' what is taking so long' with a reply that
> > indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need
> > of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to
> > cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked
=0 A> > imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too,
> > got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
> > themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, hysterical
> > as the situation was, they also were faced with a real
> > problem.
> > Both agreed it would take something hot to free
> > her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking
> > about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
> > place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to
> > get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first
> > time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off
> > the fender.
> >
> > As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the
> > Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be
> > 'pants down. 'And you thought your first date was
> > embarrassing.
> >
> > Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole
> > new meaning to being pissed off.'
> >
> > Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became
> > her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
> >
> >
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