OK....maybe this will make you feel better...
A few months after I quit working, I took Rachel back up to the high school where I had been assistant librarian to have lunch with some old colleagues. We were sitting at a table in the library, just chatting, and there were probably 30 or so kids in there as well. My leg started feeling really funky, and I looked down to see something fall out of my pant leg. Apparently a thong had been static-clinging to the inside of the pant leg, and I hadn't noticed...until it fell out. I picked it up as discreetly as I could muster LOL.