Rated R slip of the tongue

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jessica31876

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So I was looking through the Bed, Bath and Beyond ad this morning and talking to my husband about the stuff in it and saw this cookie maker thing that makes shaped cookies. So I start reading the description to my husband and it says "Includes 12 disks in festive shapes plus 4 bonus disks for mini cookies" So when I say it I leave out the first "s" in disks. My husband is like IT HAS WHAT?!?! I couldnt continue because I was laughing so hard when I realized that not only I said that but that he was listening closely enough to hear me.
 
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Sounds like the time my DH asked me what I wanted to do that weekend. I told him I didn't care, but I "definitely wanted to us all go look at Dick's" (meaning the sporting goods store). DH just looked at me all funny. Then I caught it myself and laughed, especially since I've been changing boys diapers for 4.5 years at that point. I've seen enough!
 
LOVE IT!!! Brings back the memory of when I was in high school and I was out with a big group of friends ordering a meal at a fast food place and this hot boy was taking our orders and I go to order my drink and I blurted out "I'll have a Dr. Pecker!"
 
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