Funny funny stuff (but bad language)

Oh man. hahahaha

"I hate paying bills... Son, don't say "me too." I didn't say that looking to relate to you. I said it instead of "go away."
 
This one is great - "The dog is not bored, it's a (freaking) dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a (freaking) rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."
 
k, just posted in Susan's thread about the same thing but seriously you girls have to read back to the beginning of his twitter. His dad was funnier then. The Mrs. Dash one is still to this day the funniest damned thing I've EVER read.
 
S My Dad Says has landed a tv deal--did you guys see that?

Article here, also mentions that TextsFromLastNight has booked a tv deal.
 
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I think this one was my favorite:

"Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."

Oh, and hey, not a single bad word. Way to go Justin's dad! :p
 
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