Out of the mouths of babes...

Sharon Kay

Sharon Kay

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Well my 14yo ds came up with a goodie today....

Mom: Did you forget to tell me Grammy called?
Son: "I didn't forget, I just temporarily misplaced it in my mind."

....not 5 minutes later his 15yo brother calls from his teacher's phone at school and says:

Son: "I can't find my (cell) phone. If you find it, will you text me?" :rolleyes:
...I am hoping he was being cynical...

...have you heard any goodies from your kids lately?
 
Earlier in the day I was brushing my 3 yr old daughters hair, and commented that it needed a trim (haircut). Later that afternoon she wanted pony tails put in her hair, and as I was doing so, she said:

"Remember Mum, you gonna give me a shortcut"
 
I was praising my 4 year old about how well he was learning his letter sounds. I said "How did you get so smart?" (with a big smile). He replied, "Mad skills and lots of duct tape." I had to make him say it again to make sure I heard him properly LOL I think he has spent a little too much time with his teenage older brother =) I can't imagine what he is saying to his poor pre-k teacher .....

Stephanie
 
davec777 said:
I was praising my 4 year old about how well he was learning his letter sounds. I said "How did you get so smart?" (with a big smile). He replied, "Mad skills and lots of duct tape." I had to make him say it again to make sure I heard him properly LOL I think he has spent a little too much time with his teenage older brother =) I can't imagine what he is saying to his poor pre-k teacher .....

Stephanie
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lmbo!!! that's too cute
 
Yesterday my kiddo is telling me he needs to ask Santa Claus for Peter Sam, Handel, Scarloey and Rusty, but that they are all in my closet. I have no idea where he got that from, but those stinkin trains are all in my closet! On the top shelf, he's 3! And the funny thing is, he hasn't asked for Rusty in a couple of months, but I got that one. I don't know if he somehow saw it or if he just assumes all trains he wants are in there cause I pulled Hector out the other day when he filled his potty chart.
 
LOL, kids really do say the funniest things.

Last week my DD (almost 5yrs old) was saying she was going to wear one of her dresses, and I said "A" dress 'cause she only has one left that fits. So she said " not A dress mom, B dress". I was tired so I just kept giggling over it every time I thought about it... lol.
 
Today when I picked my 5 year old up from daycare, he said all annoyed "MOMMY! WHY did you SKIP a holiday?? We didn't celebrate Harmonica Day!"

He meant Hanukkah. I laughed a lot.
 
davec777 said:
I was praising my 4 year old about how well he was learning his letter sounds. I said "How did you get so smart?" (with a big smile). He replied, "Mad skills and lots of duct tape." I had to make him say it again to make sure I heard him properly LOL I think he has spent a little too much time with his teenage older brother =) I can't imagine what he is saying to his poor pre-k teacher .....

Stephanie
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My almost 21yo ds and I are giggling about that one...wow impressive vocabulary! :p
 
Angie4b1g said:
Today when I picked my 5 year old up from daycare, he said all annoyed "MOMMY! WHY did you SKIP a holiday?? We didn't celebrate Harmonica Day!"

He meant Hanukkah. I laughed a lot.
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:w00t: Gotta remember next year to celebrate harmonica day...now don't forget it!
 
My 2 year old always says the funniest things. Now I can't think of anything off hand of course. I did tell him yesterday that he was going to be in trouble if he kept pulling my folder files out of the cabinet and he told me I was in trouble. Hmm... not too funny at the time :)
 
davec777 said:
I was praising my 4 year old about how well he was learning his letter sounds. I said "How did you get so smart?" (with a big smile). He replied, "Mad skills and lots of duct tape." I had to make him say it again to make sure I heard him properly LOL I think he has spent a little too much time with his teenage older brother =) I can't imagine what he is saying to his poor pre-k teacher .....

Stephanie
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This is a direct quote from The Penguins of Madagascar (we love that show!) and he must have heard it on there. Does he watch it or big brother watch it?
 
Today when I picked my 5 year old up from daycare, he said all annoyed "MOMMY! WHY did you SKIP a holiday?? We didn't celebrate Harmonica Day!"

He meant Hanukkah. I laughed a lot.
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HAHAHAHA! :D
 
Ok...the teens are coming out with new ones ...

15yo ds: "How did you know?"
14yo ds: "One... I heard you say it, and two... I'm psychic".

Come again? :confused:
 
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