ISO Sayings: What a woman says but really means

My teenage son was telling me that girls are hard to figure out ... I have been searching for that one page "saying" and can't find it ...

Something like when a woman says you don't need to buy me a gift ... she really means you better make that credit card sing! (or something like that)

when she says fine ... she really means ...

when she says nothing is wrong ... she really means ...

when she says ok ... she really means ...
...etc. etc.

Does anyone know where I can find that?? Not sure of the exact phrasing ... but it's a cute little guide to women ...

Thanks!

Like this? Or this?

Jennilyn said:

Like this? Or this?

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The second one is closer to what I am remembering ... seems like there are still a couple of sayings missing ... but this will work ... thanks!

I have this from an email I received..no clue why I kept it lol

9 PHRASES WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do It.

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question, or faint; just say you're welcome. I want to add in a clause here: This is true unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" in this case, for that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*cK YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

*snort* Meg, that is BRILLIANT. I am copy and pasting in an email to my hubby. LOL

Thanks girls! I needed this today!

LOL ... this will be used to educate my young ... LOL