Why do men not understand...

ColleenSwerb

Brodo gettin her Swerb on
that when you're being the biggest b*tch on the planet all week, and you're having sinus issues and have a headache for 3 days straight, that asking you to go downstairs and help them put up a fan is NOT the right choice. Especially when you know that they are perfectly capable up putting it up themselves, since they did it once before and TOOK IT DOWN FOR NO GOOD REASON!

To echo Jenny, Boyz R Dumb.
 
Well hey.... he could have asked for a little somethin' somethin'.... that would have been worse!

My 'stoopid' DH does this after he's been a jerk, thinking that things will be okay. i HATE that. I like to stay mad for awhile, lol. asking for favors or sex while your woman is in a bad mood is not a good idea. They will never learn.
 
My 'stoopid' DH does this after he's been a jerk, thinking that things will be okay. i HATE that. I like to stay mad for awhile, lol. asking for favors or sex while your woman is in a bad mood is not a good idea. They will never learn.

Are we married to the same dude??
 
*lol* How awful are we that there are three pages to this thread with mostly one phrase responses?!

RE: Gurls rule and boys drool from previous post

My BF's son says this to me, but he doesn't understand what it means or how he should be saying it. He'll say to me, 'Gurls rule, and boys drool, right, LeeAndra?' I will laugh and agree, and he thinks he's pulled one over on me. He even asked me one time what 'drools' means, so I explained as well as explained he should be saying it the opposite way... but he still proudly says it the 'gurl' way. Cracks me up every time.
 
Haha - Jordan doing home "improvements" again?

Hahahahaha, of course!

Oh and just so everyone knows, he took the fan down again. That makes 3 times it's been up and down. Apparently he didn't line something up, and that's why it was all messed up. And of course, he read the directions and it said nothing about it! (sorry if the sarcasm drips off the screen onto your desk).

When he puts the fence up in the backyard, I'm going on vacation for a week. I don't even want to think of the moods he's gonna be in.
 
I' a bit late on this but yessssssssssss MEN are stoopid !!!! This is my favorite one from mine: "Honey, I need clean underwear!!" my response: " It is in the basket right next to your side of the bed !!" Talk about STOOOOOPID!!!!! He had to trip over it....how can he NOT see it?????
 
I' a bit late on this but yessssssssssss MEN are stoopid !!!! This is my favorite one from mine: "Honey, I need clean underwear!!" my response: " It is in the basket right next to your side of the bed !!" Talk about STOOOOOPID!!!!! He had to trip over it....how can he NOT see it?????


OMG that pisses me off soooooooooo bad, I constantly get the honey where is this and that when it's right in front of his face yesterday was honey where is my tshirt ummmm dumbass it's in your TSHIRT DRAWER.
I'm also having a pita husband all week can you tell ROFL
 
OMG that pisses me off soooooooooo bad, I constantly get the honey where is this and that when it's right in front of his face yesterday was honey where is my tshirt ummmm dumbass it's in your TSHIRT DRAWER.
I'm also having a pita husband all week can you tell ROFL

WOW! I'm not the only one whose hubby does this! GEESH! He makes me so mad when he asks where things are. Then he tells me he can't find it and I go and look and it's RIGHT FREAKING THERE...i mean how much would it hurt to move one little tiny object that was right in front of what he was looking for??? That happens all the time.

I could go on forever...
 
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