LeeAndra
Sweet Shoppe SugarBabe
Prologue: I need a lot of sleep. Like 9 hours' worth. Which I never get. So I'm perpetually tired. Oh, and I'm a night owl.
Story: Out of nowhere, BF says last night at 11 that he's going to bed RIGHT NOW and asks me to please turn off the TV/lights when I go to bed. [insert eyeroll here] He stood up to get something else to eat from the kitchen... and allasudden, he's Mr. Bedtime. Okay, whatever. We both go to bed, but it's 11, and I'm not really that tired. No cuddling, either, as BF is rolled over, back towards me, all the way at the end of his side of the kingsize bed. I lie in bed, trying to be still so that he can sleep, until I finally fall asleep around 11:30.
I'm in the middle of a deep deep REM sleep when I feel someone touching me. No, this is not BF using his signature move, affectionately coined by me 'the honk and stick,' but just rubbing my arm and back. By the time I am awake enough to be aware of what is going on around me and trying to figure out if BF is sleepubbing me, he's again rolled over on his side of the bed... but now I'm awake again. WTF?!
It's now past midnight and I can't get to sleep and it's now too hot, so I wander out to the living room couch (where it is much cooler) and fall asleep abt 15 minutes after THAT. We're talking 12:30, people, when I am AGAIN awoken by BF shouting my NAME and looking down at me from above. WTF?! Is this normal protocol when you see your GF asleep on a couch!? To scream her name to wake her up and then when she tries to sleepily explain that she has insomnia to stomp off and say, 'Whatever. Have fun.'?!
At 5 am, BF's cell phone alarm goes off which I can hear from the living room. He's insisting that he's going to start a morning running routine, but has yet to make it out of bed before 7:30. His alarm goes off every FIFTEEN MINUTES for the next hour. THIS IS MY BIGGEST MAN PET PEEVE EVER. Ugh. It is one thing to set your alarm and hit snooze when you live alone, but it is QUITE ANOTHER when someone else is in the house and doesn't fall back asleep in 3 seconds like you do and has to be at work before you do in the mornings!! :cursing: I would fall asleep for 3-4 minutes in between cycles where I'd start having the same trippy dream over and over again that I was awake in my dream and then the alarm would go off and I'd really be awake, etc.
OMG, I almost screamed when I finally rolled out of bed at 6 to get in the shower. My alarm is set for 6:30, but what was the point?! BF, who works from home, was STILL IN BED when I left his apt at 7:15.
Epilogue: I shall have to kill him tonight when I get home from work. And then go to my own house to sleep.
Story: Out of nowhere, BF says last night at 11 that he's going to bed RIGHT NOW and asks me to please turn off the TV/lights when I go to bed. [insert eyeroll here] He stood up to get something else to eat from the kitchen... and allasudden, he's Mr. Bedtime. Okay, whatever. We both go to bed, but it's 11, and I'm not really that tired. No cuddling, either, as BF is rolled over, back towards me, all the way at the end of his side of the kingsize bed. I lie in bed, trying to be still so that he can sleep, until I finally fall asleep around 11:30.
I'm in the middle of a deep deep REM sleep when I feel someone touching me. No, this is not BF using his signature move, affectionately coined by me 'the honk and stick,' but just rubbing my arm and back. By the time I am awake enough to be aware of what is going on around me and trying to figure out if BF is sleepubbing me, he's again rolled over on his side of the bed... but now I'm awake again. WTF?!
It's now past midnight and I can't get to sleep and it's now too hot, so I wander out to the living room couch (where it is much cooler) and fall asleep abt 15 minutes after THAT. We're talking 12:30, people, when I am AGAIN awoken by BF shouting my NAME and looking down at me from above. WTF?! Is this normal protocol when you see your GF asleep on a couch!? To scream her name to wake her up and then when she tries to sleepily explain that she has insomnia to stomp off and say, 'Whatever. Have fun.'?!
At 5 am, BF's cell phone alarm goes off which I can hear from the living room. He's insisting that he's going to start a morning running routine, but has yet to make it out of bed before 7:30. His alarm goes off every FIFTEEN MINUTES for the next hour. THIS IS MY BIGGEST MAN PET PEEVE EVER. Ugh. It is one thing to set your alarm and hit snooze when you live alone, but it is QUITE ANOTHER when someone else is in the house and doesn't fall back asleep in 3 seconds like you do and has to be at work before you do in the mornings!! :cursing: I would fall asleep for 3-4 minutes in between cycles where I'd start having the same trippy dream over and over again that I was awake in my dream and then the alarm would go off and I'd really be awake, etc.
OMG, I almost screamed when I finally rolled out of bed at 6 to get in the shower. My alarm is set for 6:30, but what was the point?! BF, who works from home, was STILL IN BED when I left his apt at 7:15.
Epilogue: I shall have to kill him tonight when I get home from work. And then go to my own house to sleep.
