If they are just good buddies, how exactly does that come up in conversation??
CLAY: Thanks for helping me with my new album. *claps & squeals*
OLD LADY: You're welcome.
CLAY: Oh yeah, and thanks for helping with the new hair! Isn't it FAB-u-LOUS?! *twirl*
OLD LADY: You're welcome.
CLAY: Is there anything I can do to help YOU out? *pose*
OLD LADY: Let's see... well, my eggs will be dried out in the next few weeks and I would like to have a baby, so... mind helping out the cause?
CLAY: Gosh, that sounds FUN! Will I get to dress it up in whatever I want and sing annoying love ballads to it? Can I? Huh huh huh?
OLD LADY: Uh, sure.
CLAY: *giggling w hands on hips* Waitaminute now, silly goose. How do you plan on this working out?? You know I only mattress dance with beautiful mens!
OLD LADY: I'll get you a cup, and I'll take care of the rest. Just don't tell anyone else, all right?
CLAY: Okee-ly doke-ly! And by anyone else, you mean wait a couple days so that my manager can write up a fun lil' press release after we think up the name, right? I think Sandy sounds like the perfect name, don't you?
OLD LADY: *sigh*