Ha! This is why I no longer go to concerts with my husband. He can't deal with the crowd, the standing, the lateness... and lets EVERYONE around us know it.
Now of course he still goes to concerts with his son every once in awhile. Somehow that's different than going with me.
Lawn tickets are just so much cheaper than tickets with seats that I still buy them, anyways, and suffer the consequences. I can't sit on my legs without them losing circulation so I just move around a lot and hope for the best.