Another bad parenting story

[Darcy Baldwin]

You'll all think we're the worst parents in the world.... The boys have been reading Percy Jackson with Daddy, and the last story was located, in part, in, on, and around a dam. In the story, the characters started doing the 'dam' jokes..like I need to go to the dam bathroom, etc. The boys giggled like mad at that. Tonight, we're watching a Top Gear episode when they were at a dam. Connor blurted out...I wonder where the dam bathroom is. Then he started laughing so hard that he fell off the couch. I couldn't stop laughing. Then Aiden was begging to tell one, and to see and hear his sweet littleness say, "I like that dam car." made me laugh so hard I choked. So we let the boys spend about 5 min telling dam jokes, before we finally had to stop them because they became 'curses' instead of true dam jokes, but it was the greatest time to see them laughing and thinking they were so 'adult' and funny.

[Tracyfish]

At least they were doing it in a funny way.

One liners from L.J. this week
"What the hell is that?"
"Damn it...the light turned red."
and my favorite that almost sent me into a fit trying not to laugh
"Where the hell is the Christian book store?"

Now we're trying to figure out where he is hearing all this.

[Traci Reed]

Or how about, I got Josiah a little MP3 player for his 4th bday and put the unedited version of Boom Boom Pow by the BEPs (on accident) which say sh!t repeatedly.

So my 4YO starts saying/singing sh!t repeatedly and P and I are dying. When we tell him he needs to stop he starts asking things like "Can I sing sh!t?" and then telling everyone: "My dad says I can't say sh!t even though the BEPs sing sh!t in Boom Boom Pow..."

He kept working it in in "innocent ways" just so he could say it again..lol

[heathergw]

Originally Posted by Tracyfish

and my favorite that almost sent me into a fit trying not to laugh
"Where the hell is the Christian book store?"

oh my... I literally just fell of my exercise ball/chair laughing so hard

[MandaT]

My girls love when the "Dam.n" song comes on. (also known as Kid Rock/Uncle Krackers : Good to be Me) They love to sing & dance, and the funniest part, every time they say "Dam.n", they clap. LOL

Kids are SOOO funny!

[Paula]

Originally Posted by Tracyfish

"Where the hell is the Christian book store?"

OMGosh! I just spewed water all over my lappy laughing so hard!!

[Paula]

Originally Posted by Traci Reed

Or how about, I got Josiah a little MP3 player for his 4th bday and put the unedited version of Boom Boom Pow by the BEPs (on accident) which say sh!t repeatedly.

So my 4YO starts saying/singing sh!t repeatedly and P and I are dying. When we tell him he needs to stop he starts asking things like "Can I sing sh!t?" and then telling everyone: "My dad says I can't say sh!t even though the BEPs sing sh!t in Boom Boom Pow..."

He kept working it in in "innocent ways" just so he could say it again..lol

LOL

[KyRainbow]

When my dd was 3, we were taking a trip to NC to visit my in-laws. Going through Knoxville, we hit major traffic, and this guy kept cutting in and out of my lane, making me hit the brakes, so I got extremely irritated and said to my ex husband "this guy is really pi**ing me off". So, I drive a few more miles and the jerkoff cut me off again and I had to really slam the brakes to avoid hitting him. DD says, from the back seat "MOM, you are really PI**ING me off!" Ex hubby and I laughed for a good 20 miles on that one.

[lovely1m]

I laugh every single time my kid swears. I can't help it, its way funny. Then I gotta calm down and tell him he can't say that. Doesn't work too well.

[newtty]

When my now 17 year old granddaughter was 2, she was helping decorating the Christmas Tree. I have an ornament that has 2 deer on it and they have antlers. She got them caught in her socks. She was really shaking her foot and saying. Get off you little puckers. She said that several times before we realized that the p in the work should of been a different letter. Needless to say my son got in trouble with his wife that night.

[Priscilla]

Where the hell, huh?

hahaha

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Funny darcy

[Leah]

It's funny how young they learn which context to use those words. My kids have their share of words that they've used...

I just scrapped a page about DD #2, who has had chronic ear infections from the time she was 4 weeks old, 3 sets of tubes and significant scar tissue on her ear drums...so needless to say her hearing isn't exactly what it should be (and some of that is selective)...

So we're driving home from the grocery store and it's past their bedtime on a school night. I always like to give my kids a heads-up for what's expected of them at certain times. So I say to them "Okay kids, when we get home I want a hassle-free bedtime."

DD turns to the other two and says "Yah you guys, that means no @ssholes (hassles)"

Oh I will never forget that. LOL