A Summer PSA

ColleenSwerb

ColleenSwerb

Brodo gettin her Swerb on
DO NOT go outside and do inspections on 5 miles of light rail track in the blazing heat. You will come back more disgusting than you've ever been in your life. And that sunscreen you put on this morning before you left the house? Within 5 minutes of walking the track you will have wiped the sweat off your face 25 times, resulting, most likely, in the removal of said sunscreen, rendering it pointless.

I'm gross. I think I might throw up from being overheated for so long. And I'm stuck here in this state until 4pm.
Kill me now.
 
the fritos have settled my stomach (I knew they would) and I'm drinking a liter of water as we speak. 7-11 has saved me (it was a 4 mi walk to 7-11, and then we walked another mile after that).
 
SON OF A! I just pulled a bug off my lower back. I squished him too fast to see if he was a tick.

I hate being a dude by day sometimes. :(
 
It was the most PG name for that area I could think of at the time, LOL!!

I feel like bugs are crawling all over me.
I need more excedrin migraine.
1 hour left til I'm home and can take a nice long cold shower.
 
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