Well, you can certainly shoot ME in the face.

UGH!
DH is so lame. He's sat on his college work for months and now has 5 days til deadline to get in a final and two 750 word essays. I'll be honest, he sucks at essays so he's given those to me to help with.
Essay 1 is: Please Discuss How the Constitution was Influenced by the Principals of the Classical School of Criminology (include specific examples).

and...

Essay 2 is: Please Describe and Analyze the Rise of the New Terrorism.


HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!
KILL ME NOW! I have 5 days. I haven't written an essay since high school and I am so frustrated!!!

:cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing:

I'd totally rather get shot in the face. :blink:

Okay, so I was an English major in college and wrote essays all the time and have NO CLUE what the first question means.



Good luck! I once had to proofread and edit a 15 page paper abt Brazil's corrupt government and how to start a business there for one of Jeff's classes. Boy, I wish someone would have shot my face off then.

If you have grammar/editing questions Fri night or Sat, shoot me an email. I should be checking email at night at least.

YUCK!!!!!! I would shoot my dh in the face!!

I'd shoot the professor/s in the face.

Oiy...well...good luck with that! I haven't got a clue what the first question even means. The second one I could maybe do, but the first one...oiyvey.

Hand it back to him and tell him not to be so lazy next time. That should teach him.

LOL!
Actually I'm on the first essay and it's going...well, ok.
There are 5 basic pricipals in the classic school of Criminology which are: rationality, hedonism (the pursuit of happiness), punishment, human rights and due process. I have to explain how these 5 principals are included in the Constitution.

Not that you wanted to know that, but there's your Criminology lesson for the day.

lovely1m said:

Hand it back to him and tell him not to be so lazy next time. That should teach him.

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I SOOOOOOO want to. Really, really want to. Thing is, it's a free college course paid for by the Navy. If he fails or doesn't complete it, he has to pay back the tuition fee which is $1700. :blink:
He's been super busy and work has been horrible for the past few weeks so I don't mind helping but I HATE cramming stuff in right before deadlines and this shizz is just mind numbing.
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