Free to good home...

One 10 year old cocker spaniel who barks incessantly, tracks mud all over my front porch, digs giant holes to china in my yard, is afraid of squirrels, runs the other way when you call him and is essentially useless. any takers? :blink:

Trade you for an 8 year old yellow lab who is so lazy she can't be bothered to even get up unless she wants to. Also digs holes to china, walks the other way when you call her (told you she was lazy), but she does not bark (see laziness previously mentioned). Oh and I should tell you she's afraid of loud noises. LOL

I might be willing to trade a westie that has a bladder that she empties when you know she has been in and out of the house for hours. A dog that digs under rocks and kicks up so much dirt that it takes 2 wheel barrels of top soil to fill. A dog that will not leave a morsel on the floor....and is under foot to get that morsel. She knows how to find tissues trash and shred it to thousands of pieces......yes thousand~she is that good. Wanna trade?

lol...

seriously though, i have little love left for this dog..it would be different if her were affectionate in any way, but he won't even come when you call him...and he' been outside barking for about 2 hours now...at NOTHING..he's basically barking b/c there's about 5 pieces of food left in his dish and he's barking to let all the critters out there know that it's HIS food...the same critters that send him running if they actually make an appearance. He's a really dumb dog.

I forgot to mention mine gets into the kitchen garbage anytime we leave the house for too long.

Nikki, a bark collar worked wonders for my 1 year old lab. She barked ALL day long outside unless we were out with her. I had it on her for 1 day before she quit barking completely. Day 3 I took the collar off of her. Now she only barks when someone is here

Yeah and my 10 year old beagle is losing control of her ummmmmm...... rear valve. She eats, she poops, sometimes she just walks and leaves a calling card. Its not everyday, but often enough that I'm like...I'm done!

They used to be our babies and then we had real ones and they got old and annoying. Sorry its been a rough day!:cursing:

Out of all 6 of my animals currently the CAT is my biggest problem---LOVES to be up ALLLL night long and ALLLL day long..I wonder if he ever sleeps. He's been fixed---but sits up and meooowwwssssssssssssss all night long even when he sleeps in the foster sons room--and he's in there...the cat drives me bonkers...Currently I'd rather have my 5 dogs anyday who do the complete trash thing also and I agree how do they get those tissue pieces and tear it into a million pieces (i have 4 weenie dogs and they can find the slightest bit of paper/tissue/paper towel and its everywhere--along wtih they're toys--I have 1 whose completely destructive and we find the fuzz EVERY WHERE) I completely understand pet frustration ALLL too well.