Just Call Me Sami Brady From Now On...

[LeeAndra]

I decided this afternoon that I need to my life to be a soap opera. A literal one. After watching an hour of 'Days Of Our Lives,' it seems like the perfect life. :p

I would always have perfectly done hair and make-up. I would get to wear a new dress every day. I would be gorgeous, and so would everyone else around me. There is no limit to how many half-siblings I would have, which always makes family reunions fun, and I would never have to work, only go around town and have intense conversations with people before dramatically pausing and leaving in a huff and/or waiting for the other person to huff off and then sit around talking aloud to myself for a few minutes.

Life would always be exciting since I would end up in the hospital and/or one of my many half-siblings/parents/stepparents/people who I thought used to be my parents or half-siblings at least twice a year. Oh, and of course, let's not forget having a natural disaster and/or villian trying to kill me! I would never actually die or be permanently harmed, just a nice little rest in the hospital or jail before I was released.

Oh, and the BEST part: random s*x with every gorgeous guy in my town whom I was not related to! Caught in an elevator with your estranged husband? Business time! Temporarily trapped in a hospital/mine shaft/desert island with your baby daddy? Business time! In the midst of a screaming match with your family's mortal enemy? Business time! Once I got pregnant approximately every 7 years, the baby is always magically in bed/at camp/at school until they're teenagers and capable of caring for themselves!

Really? What is not to love abt this arrangement?! If only my real life were a soap opera... :p

[Emmy]

You. need. professional. help.



:p

[mrs_jb]

ROFLMAO! Putting it that way, what's not to love?

[Shawna]

LMAO I've always loved DOOL, started watching in high school when my best friend got me hooked on it! I haven't watched in quite awhile, but it's funny how the storylines get crazier & crazier every year!

[**Holly**]

LOL umm wow!

[Becca Bonneville]

LOL! Sounds great! Where do I sign up?! LOL

[Nikki Epperson]

Me too, me too! LOL

[SirScrapalot]

LA...everything you said is true...but...

what if you got buried alive like Carly back in the day?
or possessed like Marlena?
or was a victim of the Salem Stalker who chased gramma horton around the house?
or was married to John Black?
held captive by Stefano?
made to listen to Celeste's crazy visions day in and day out?
forgot who you were like Hope/Princess Gina?
was replaced year after year, while the audience is supposed to not notice, like Belle?
or like that crazy girl Chelsea?


seems to me like there may be pros and cons in this situation. If you are going to be on DOOL...at least be a villian like Tony Dimera (remember when he showed everyone the supposed skeleton of Stefano?)

[ZaCola3]

I'll sign up for a bit of trapped time with EJ...I LOVEEEEEEEE EJ Demira and for Sammi to even be thinking about rat faced Lucas over him...DUH...Look at that man...I loveeeeee EJ...Have I said that?
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[ZaCola3]

LA...everything you said is true...but...

what if you got buried alive like Carly back in the day?
or possessed like Marlena?
or was a victim of the Salem Stalker who chased gramma horton around the house?
or was married to John Black?
held captive by Stefano?
made to listen to Celeste's crazy visions day in and day out?
forgot who you were like Hope/Princess Gina?
was replaced year after year, while the audience is supposed to not notice, like Belle?
or like that crazy girl Chelsea?


seems to me like there may be pros and cons in this situation. If you are going to be on DOOL...at least be a villian like Tony Dimera (remember when he showed everyone the supposed skeleton of Stefano?)

Ummm for the record-If I could have some alone trapped time with EJ...I'd take all of this...LMBO

[Chels85]

whatever! LOL My MIL got me hooked on that for a while, but then when i moved, i haven't watched it because it got a lil too crazy for me

[joelsgirl]

omgosh, i have not watched dool in years, but dang that ej looks like i should figure out how to get back into the habit! Is he Stefano's son?

[Chels85]

omgosh, i have not watched dool in years, but dang that ej looks like i should figure out how to get back into the habit! Is he Stefano's son?

yes... the evil son

[Kat Stokes]

LA...everything you said is true...but...

what if you got buried alive like Carly back in the day?
or possessed like Marlena?
or was a victim of the Salem Stalker who chased gramma horton around the house?
or was married to John Black?
held captive by Stefano?
made to listen to Celeste's crazy visions day in and day out?
forgot who you were like Hope/Princess Gina?
was replaced year after year, while the audience is supposed to not notice, like Belle?
or like that crazy girl Chelsea?


seems to me like there may be pros and cons in this situation. If you are going to be on DOOL...at least be a villian like Tony Dimera (remember when he showed everyone the supposed skeleton of Stefano?)

Sounds like you know waaayyyyyy too much about this show.... :p

[SirScrapalot]

OOoh I will publicly admit, I was a DOOL freak in HS and such. It was just soo out there that you have to watch it.

Now, I don't watch as much b/c of the kiddos, but I was a full fledged DOOL freak.

[ZaCola3]

yes... the evil son

He is no longer evil-He has turned good.

[jessica31876]

Oh gosh I have not watched in many years. Last time I think I watched faithfully was when Passions first came on the air.

[crystalbella77]

hahahah! So funny!!

[jsikardi]

He is no longer evil-He has turned good.

So they are leading us to believe...

[my4boys]

I am a closet Soap Addict.......I promised my kids I would stop watching them and I did but got sucked back in to AMC, OTL & GH!!!!! Thankfully I got some much needed help and am now SOAP free.

Did any of you ever watch Ryan's Hope or Another World???? Anne Heche played twins Marley & ???? on Another World--too wierd!!

[newfiemountiewife]

Sounds like you know waaayyyyyy too much about this show.... :p

LOL I remembered all of that too!

[Kat Stokes]

Yes, but he's a man Jamie! LOL!!! (Not that men can't watch - it's just unusal to meet one that does... ) :):):)

I'm an AMC freak.... I LOVE Ryan Lavery, aka Cameron Mathison.

[ashliwolf]

EJ is ELVIS JR...remember...SUZANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN's and Stefano's LOVE CHILD....oh yes..and when she was impregnated...he was wearing the white elvis jumpsuit with rhinestones...OH YES, it was AWESOME! I RemembEr it like it was YESTERDAY...as a matter of fact..EJ is HOT...but by my calculations..he should PrObabLy be BARELY in Jr. High anywho...

let's NOT ever forget when HOpe was over the firey vat of chemicals..and crying and spouting off how much she loved shawn douglas and brady...OH YES...that was fabulous..i cried...I think i was probably 6 when this happened :)

OH and another WORLD...was AWESOME..i LOVED ryan :) hottie..especially when he came back from the dead in his white suit and appeared to vickie :) awww..how sweet...I even remember MAC...oh yes, i have great memories of that show too..........

as you can see..my mom was a STELLAR role-model by letting me watch this fantastic SMUT at such a young age...

[Traci Reed]

I *swoon* over DOOL every day at 1 pm...it's our official naptime around here. EJ is my secret lover and Nicole and Sami better back off b**ches!

[Shawna]

as you can see..my mom was a STELLAR role-model by letting me watch this fantastic SMUT at such a young age...

Haha I grew up watching General Hospital & One Life to Live with my Mom! She still watches both of those shows now (so probably 25+ years)! I remember watching Luke & Laura's first wedding on GH when I was little!

[MandaBean]

LA, you just described my life to a splendid "T"! The sex part is my favorite.

[Brooke W]

This is the funniest thread,lol. I hadn't watched DOOL in years because it just got too crazy. But last year, when dh was in physical therapy for a shoulder, it was on more often than not and when we saw it, it was simply the same plot lines only different actors :p When I last saw it EJ was evil. He's a Demira, I don't believe the apple ever falls far from the tree mwaahaha.
I watched it WAYYYY back when, when I was in college, like when Patch and Kayla courted and first got married? Yah, I'm that old.

[EveRecinella]

LA, you are a card!! LMAO I use to watch DOOL, but haven't seen it in ages!!

[MyEbella]

sign me up too....and put me on the EJ list too !!!

[Nettio]

Haha I grew up watching General Hospital & One Life to Live with my Mom! She still watches both of those shows now (so probably 25+ years)! I remember watching Luke & Laura's first wedding on GH when I was little!

I grew up watching OLTL too, haha. I actually still watch it! With the tivo it makes it a lot easier because I can skip through the storylines I don't care about. :thumbup:

[LibbysMommy]

OMG, LOL!!! It sounds like quite the life. I haven't watched DOOL in SO many years!! I used to be completely addicted in high school. What's funny, is there probably wouldn't be all that much that's different about it now. The part that cracks me up the most about soaps is the random conversations they have withselves, aloud. Gotta love it!! :)

[SirScrapalot]

Yes, but he's a man Jamie! LOL!!! (Not that men can't watch - it's just unusal to meet one that does... ) :):):)

I'm an AMC freak.... I LOVE Ryan Lavery, aka Cameron Mathison.

Again, I refer to the fact that I am a man who scraps and hangs out in the Sweet Shoppe forum...do you really think that I apply to any stereotypes?

[Kat Stokes]

Again, I refer to the fact that I am a man who scraps and hangs out in the Sweet Shoppe forum...do you really think that I apply to any stereotypes?

LOL... no. No stereotypes for you... :p:):p:) And WE LOVE HAVING YOU HERE!!!! :thumbup:

[kscwgirl]

I used to watch it.. but when Marlena was a panther.. that one was too much for me to take. LOL