I am now accepting..

[lauren grier]

marriage proposals.. ^_^

since annie said the "timing is not right" ..

everyone needs to get to woo'ing la..


whoever is the best at woo'ing... will not only win my heart, but I'll offer up a free product of your choice to the "winner" haha



I'll be waiting.


ready

set

go

[Tracie Stroud]

http://xb9.xanga.com/f9781506322b0224836380/w128000581.jpg

There. I win.:p

[lauren grier]

haha well that is going to be a tough one to beat.. LOL

[Tracie Stroud]

:D

[Libby Pritchett]

So are you and Shawna divorced now? You two seemed so perfect together. ;)

[Shawna Clingerman]

So are you and Shawna divorced now? You two seemed so perfect together. ;)

Um.... THANK YOU libster for pointing out the obvious here....


.... sigh... i was just making a todo list for the night, i guess i'm going to have to add "Cry into your pillow for hours on end" to the list....

wow, worst breakup ever... :crying:

[lauren grier]

lol lol

shawna dearie.. we have that understanding remember... anyway, you cheat on me all the time. I have lots of love to spread around.. it's only fair.

[Libby Pritchett]

So, uh, Shawna...

How YOU doin'??? *wink* You want some fries with that shake, baby?

(I figure you're single and all)

[Shawna Clingerman]

the only thing i understand right now... is that i was blissfully married to you one second... and suddenly i'm getting replaced by some other ho!

sigh...

[lauren grier]

well that IS what happens when I am neglected...

[Shawna]

http://xb9.xanga.com/f9781506322b0224836380/w128000581.jpg

There. I win.:p

mmm I want me one of those ;) La's going to have to share :D

[Shawna Clingerman]

So, uh, Shawna...

How YOU doin'??? *wink* You want some fries with that shake, baby?

(I figure you're single and all)

Ohhh libby baby! I've always thought you were super hot! lets flirt and make lauren jealous... um.. i mean... lauren who!?!

(see la! i can replace you too!)
:p

[Shawna Clingerman]

well that IS what happens when I am neglected...

um... yeah if neglected means loved and cherished unconditionally!

[Libby Pritchett]

I can be just as fun as La. And *I* wouldn't stray. Of course, I don't look half as hot with pink hair as she does. I hope that won't be an issue.

[Robin Carlton]

Ohhh libby baby! I've always thought you were super hot! lets flirt and make lauren jealous... um.. i mean... lauren who!?!

(see la! i can replace you too!)
:p


At the risk of making Bean and Lyle jealous... I have some fresh mixed brownie batter I'd gladly smear all over your tatas if you're into that sort of thing Shawna... :wub:

[Jennifer]

At the risk of making Bean and Lyle jealous... I have some fresh mixed brownie batter I'd gladly smear all over your tatas if you're into that sort of thing Shawna... :wub:


OMGosh!!!!!! LMAO!!!!

[Libby Pritchett]

At the risk of making Bean and Lyle jealous... I have some fresh mixed brownie batter I'd gladly smear all over your tatas if you're into that sort of thing Shawna... :wub:

Now how can I get in on THAT action? Brownies? I'm there. :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

[Shawna Clingerman]

I can be just as fun as La. And *I* wouldn't stray. Of course, I don't look half as hot with pink hair as she does. I hope that won't be an issue.

I DO have a thing for the pink hair! But, I'll totally trade the not straying thing for the pink hair. ;)

PLUS you totally have the glasses, so we're golden!

[lauren grier]

(see la! i can replace you too!)
:p

oh pfft whateverz... I am irreplaceable and you know it

[Shawna Clingerman]

At the risk of making Bean and Lyle jealous... I have some fresh mixed brownie batter I'd gladly smear all over your tatas if you're into that sort of thing Shawna... :wub:

HAHAHA!!! WOOO!!! I AM into that sort of thing! (yummmm) Heck, Lyle and Bean can play too, and my new fling Libster of course...

la... are you interested in 10 tatas and some chocolate batter??

[melmos75]

Wow - La started the thread and Shawna is gettin' hit on more. What a blow!

[lauren grier]

shawna is an attention whore.. that's all. I'm use to it.. do you see what I have to put up with lol

[Shawna Clingerman]

shawna is an attention whore.. that's all. I'm use to it.. do you see what I have to put up with lol

i forgive you la, we say things we don't mean when our hearts are hurting...

[lauren grier]

pfft..

yeh..

that.


look how quickly you jumped on board with the tatas and brownies.

I feel no remorse.

you didn't even fight for me.



see what I mean about being neglected.

[Shawna Clingerman]

TATAS and BROWNIES la....

really... need I say more....

[Libby Pritchett]

Well in Shawna's defense, it IS hard to resist tatas and brownies. I mean seriously, you can't possibly blame her for that.

We know where her heart lies (I have a feeling I'm a rebound fling.)

[lauren grier]

even shawna admits you guys proved my point for me :p


now everyone get back to woo'ing me :p lol

[Melissa Bennett]

Ya, sorry La, but tata's and brownies, well who can blame her.

[Brandy]

o.m.g i'm in tears over here you guys are hilarious lol.

oh and I totally don't count for the free product but what about:
http://barefoot.provocateuse.com/images/photos/jared_leto_06.jpg

[AnnieBananie]

*stares deep into your eyes*

*commences sending you obscure subliminal messages having nothing to do with this thread*


"Monkeys make fine pets"

"Buy all ConAgra products"

"Annie deserves stuff from you because she is a shameless whore and/or mooch and took a jock strap to the face earlier"

"OJ Simpson wears ladies underpants... very large ladies underpants"

"You will stop smoking crack"

"You will start smoking crack"

"Now you will stop again"

"Change your name to Ortho Evra"

"Pretend to be a moose... or mousse, your choice"

"You will stop stalking Jared Leto"

"Or will you?"

"Oh yes, Annie can go on like this forever..."

[AnnieBananie]

Oh yes and...

"You will build a shriiiiine to Richard Simmons... a fanciful, flamboyant shrine"

[meems]

designers gone wild

will there be a video coming soon?

[Shawna Clingerman]

*stares deep into your eyes*

*commences sending you obscure subliminal messages having nothing to do with this thread*


"Monkeys make fine pets"

"Buy all ConAgra products"

"Annie deserves stuff from you because she is a shameless whore and/or mooch and took a jock strap to the face earlier"

"OJ Simpson wears ladies underpants... very large ladies underpants"

"You will stop smoking crack"

"You will start smoking crack"

"Now you will stop again"

"Change your name to Ortho Evra"

"Pretend to be a moose... or mousse, your choice"

"You will stop stalking Jared Leto"

"Or will you?"

"Oh yes, Annie can go on like this forever..."

i just laughed so freaking hard! ...i'm pretty sure annie's been eating the brownies....

[Melissa Bennett]

Um, isn't that video already on youtube?

[KristinCB]

designers gone wild

will there be a video coming soon?

you've never seen it??? :w00t:

[Melissa Bennett]

i'm pretty sure annie's been eating the brownies....

Oh!!!!!!!!!! Those kind of brownies!!!! :blink:

[OrianaVianey]

Ohh dear LA, I have several posibilities for you

1. Someone Young
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z120/yahaniah/goat.jpg

2. Someone experenced
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/FeralGoatDM_468x487.jpg

3. A little hippie
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1047/1472527039_04a86fa315_m.jpg

4. Someone who likes music
http://hottbeef.com/photogallery/GoatTechSupportclose.jpg

5. Maybe someone full of Christmas Spirit
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/corsiphoto/photos-part2/christmas_goat2.jpg

Or just maybe someone who a strong family values and you just want to meet his parents
http://www.abfboergoats.com/images/meat.jpg

[AnnieBananie]

I have indeed been eating brownies... delightfully chocolatey brownies.

Chocolicious even.

*subliminal messages to Shawna*

"To Numa or not to Numa... that is the question"

"You like big butts and you cannot lie."

"Drink more prune juice"

[wildblueeyez]

Or just maybe someone who a strong family values and you just want to meet his parents
http://www.abfboergoats.com/images/meat.jpg

I say go for this young one - he's HUNG LOL....




I can only say that my dowry only includes 4 goats.....I'm cheap :thumbup:

[AnnieBananie]

Or just maybe someone who a strong family values and you just want to meet his parents
http://www.abfboergoats.com/images/meat.jpg
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA, I love how the goat looks so happy with that friggen LOGGING CHAIN around his neck

Farmer Brown: That's right Goatsley... it smiles and looks happy or it gets the hose again!

Goat: Maaaaahbleeaaatwaaaah

Mrs. Brown: Shhhh, I don't want him to beat me again... just do as you're told.

[AnnieBananie]

I can only say that my dowry only includes 4 goats.....I'm cheap :thumbup:
Daaang, mine's only 1 goat and 2 chickens.... but I'm sure DH would sell me for just a chicken.

[AnnieBananie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-emo-goat-in-tree.jpg

[Shawna Clingerman]

so la... it's me... the emo goat... or the hung goat with family values...

gosh decisions decisions....

[SamaraGugler]

I know that you'll make a good choice no matter what....

https://www.sweetshoppecommunity.com/gallery/data/581/Behind-You.jpg (https://www.sweetshoppecommunity.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=71633)

[**Holly**]

OMG this thread is freaking hilarious!!!

[Shawna Clingerman]

I know that you'll make a good choice no matter what....

https://www.sweetshoppecommunity.com/gallery/data/581/Behind-You.jpg (https://www.sweetshoppecommunity.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=71633)

Samara - did you actually MAKE that card??? I may have to two time on libs... and robin, and bean and lyle... and la... with you, because thats HOT ;)

[SamaraGugler]

Hell yeah I made it!!! LOL

I made it cause I'm secretly in love with YOU!!! :thumbup:


Thank you.

[Paula]

Here he is for ya La, and he's all wet and hot!!

http://www.obliquity65.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/052906c.jpg

[Paula]

And here he is all shirtless asking "Where's my baby La when I need her?"

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g157/scrappinmamaof3/Jared-jared-leto-1663415-471-600.jpg

[Christy Lyle]

At the risk of making Bean and Lyle jealous... I have some fresh mixed brownie batter I'd gladly smear all over your tatas if you're into that sort of thing Shawna... :wub:
And here I thought that brownie batter was *just* for me...but I'm willing to share the lovin with Bean, Shawna and Libby :wub:

[SamaraGugler]

http://joshandjosh.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jared_leto.jpg
Is it me or is it getting hot in here?

[Traci Reed]

I know that you'll make a good choice no matter what....

https://www.sweetshoppecommunity.com/gallery/data/581/Behind-You.jpg (https://www.sweetshoppecommunity.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=71633)

OMFG I do believe that's a violation of my TOU...tsk tsk...



LMAO!!!!!!!!


I'll up the ante with the goats, brownie batter tatas (add my own bigguns) Jared Leto and ass cards with a little Marky, Ben Barnes and throw in a little.....



http://www.kfilmu.net/obrazky/herci/robert-pattinson.jpg

Oh yeah... I did... :P

[SamaraGugler]

OMFG I do believe that's a violation of my TOU...tsk tsk...


THose are panties on that ass card. :) At least she's not wearing a thong!! LOL.

[Brooke W]

This thread has been so funny,lol. I so needed this after the past 48 hours more or less.
Thanks so much for the laughs :thumbup:

[lizzyfizzy]

k. now i'm totally pissed.

i missed the damn brownie batter.

the tatas.

libby's hotness.

hung goats.

what the crap.

la's looking for more woo'ing.

i friggin give up.

[mrshobbes]

*settles down into seat holding some popcorn*

This is better than a soap opera! *munch munch*

[meganmecrazy]

I have a whole slew of hotties for my dear La!!

http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/78319724/609896
http://tasithoughts.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/img_2681grain20crop20copy.jpg
http://www.scienceontv.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/tory.jpg
http://www.freewebs.com/gdretreat/Billie%20Joe2.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2010/1805961395_6bd5ea19c5.jpg

[flattsgurl]

You girls are hilarious. ROFL

I don't know if I can compete with all the hotness in here.

I don't know about you La but the tata's and brownie batter....that is QUITE the offer.

[lauren grier]

ho reed... my love for r is a secret.. did I not explain this lmao.

well not anymore haha.

[lauren grier]

k. now i'm totally pissed.

i missed the damn brownie batter.

the tatas.

libby's hotness.

hung goats.

what the crap.

la's looking for more woo'ing.

i friggin give up.

well.... you did get the hair.. every relationship has it's limits. you got what you wanted..

[junebug]

At the risk of making Bean and Lyle jealous... I have some fresh mixed brownie batter I'd gladly smear all over your tatas if you're into that sort of thing Shawna... :wub:

Buahahahaha!!! i choked on my coffee!!!

[Paula]

Well, personally speaking for myself, I'd rather have a well hung man than a well hung goat. LMAO

[junebug]

http://www.kfilmu.net/obrazky/herci/robert-pattinson.jpg



oh yah!! Bring it!!!

[snappy2003]

How 'bout some whipped topping 'n cherries for the brownies? :D

...seriously though...i want some of whatever's in those brownies!

[junebug]

i like brownie too! and tatas!! lmao!

i'm planning on getting a boob job eventually; is that some incentive? :D

[snappy2003]

:wub:ooooooooooooooh laaaa laaaa ...I need to scrap that pic 'n put it by my bedside. it should be a sin to look that hot....i'm sure it is a sin to be thinking what i'm thinking ;). oh, what was this thread about again??? haha

http://joshandjosh.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jared_leto.jpg
Is it me or is it getting hot in here?

[mrs2a50]

Oh my good Lord. La, what has become of you in the last year?? I am shocked ...

[SamaraGugler]

Well, personally speaking for myself, I'd rather have a well hung man than a well hung goat. LMAO

Please.
Warn.
Me.
Before.
Making.
Comments.
Like.
This.

How do you get coffee out of your keyboard?

[crystalbella77]

OMG!!!!!!!!!! Funniest.Thread.Ever.

I don't even know where to start at competing for La goodness! LMAO! Just know I love you, La. Plain and simple! ;)

[AnnieBananie]

Please.
Warn.
Me.
Before.
Making.
Comments.
Like.
This.

How do you get coffee out of your keyboard?
Lap it up like an anteater.

[lauren grier]

How 'bout some whipped topping 'n cherries for the brownies? :D

...seriously though...i want some of whatever's in those brownies!

lol if your ultimate plan is the death of la... go for it ^_^ otherwise let's skip the cherries... haha.

[lauren grier]

Oh my good Lord. La, what has become of you in the last year?? I am shocked ...

you know you miss me.... lol

[junebug]

lol if your ultimate plan is the death of la... go for it ^_^ otherwise let's skip the cherries... haha.

are you allergic to cherries?? or just hate them?

mmmm.....cherries....

[lauren grier]

are you allergic to cherries?? or just hate them?

mmmm.....cherries....

i'm allergic.. like.. throat closing allergic.

[SamaraGugler]

Dammit, I had no idea you were allergic.

I just covered Mr. Hottie with cherries and he was ready to be delivered to you. Guess I'll have to keep him for myself. Don't want you to die or anything.

[lauren grier]

cherries can be removed.. haha

[Traci Reed]

LMAO...poor la.. I will now be covering every hottie with cherries...you are destined to chocolate covered tatas from here on out...

[pbumbaca]

OK, I am freaking rolling right now! This thread is too much!

AND...

who the heck is this:

Here he is for ya La, and he's all wet and hot!!

http://www.obliquity65.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/052906c.jpg

YUMMIER than Brownies I think and that's hard to do!

[kscwgirl]

Pam, that's Jared Leto. I like him lots with short hair. With the long hair, not so much.

La, I've not much to offer, but I'm throwing my name in the hat. :wub:

[lauren grier]

*gasp*


pam..


how can you not know the face of leto! lol

[pbumbaca]

I guess I've been spending way too much time on the computer but by the looks of those eyes I may need to get an education on him!

ETA: Did a google search and yep, I like him MUCH better with the short hair and no beard. He doesn't even look like the same guy. I would have never looked twice at him with the long hair and beard.

[lauren grier]

yeh.. he's all.............. different now LMAO. but I like him both ways.