Dear Every Store I Love,

[ColleenSwerb]

Please, for the love, stop sending me these sale emails! My willpower is about to crumble! 40% off here, free 2 day shipping there, SALE SALE SALE!!! J. Crew, The Limited, Victoria's Secret, Pottery Barn, Crate and Barrel, Banana Republic. I love you so, but your deadly sale emails are going to drive me away soon!

I'm DYING over here man!!!

Love,
Col, the compulsive shopper who doesn't want to leave you but fears she must for the sake of her bank account and sanity.

[my3hens]

LOL!! Omg can I relate, and to top it off I started to scrap yesterday. Ended up doing two pages, found myself hooked and am so tempted to go out and buy all this stuff I cant afford as it is! The mojo may not be in swing yet but its def fun to play! So now on top of doing all my Xmas shopping around here, I have to keep the urge to buy up the 2 months of scrap goodies I missed out on while I was gone. I cant win I swear LOL

[newfiemountiewife]

Col, I'm having that problem with digi scrap stores...I have 3 stores open at the moment ROFL

[ColleenSwerb]

I've mostly resisted the scrap store sales, which is a miracle in and of itself. My willpower has improved right along with the length of my kaboodle list lately :p It's still REALLY hard sometimes though.

But like at VS? I need more bras, so a buy 1 get one 1 @ 50%, plus a % discount, PLUS free shipping? It's like TORTURE!

[my3hens]

I feel so self concious going into VS right now lmao, almost like all these skinny gorgeous women are like what is that heffer doing in here. I am definitely NOT a sexy preggo! I LOVE me some heavenly perfume though. I have worn it since highschool.

I am going to the mall tonight and am actually a little greatful I dont know the sex cause I need to focus and all the cute little baby clothing stores would totally help the money burn a hole in my pocket.

[ColleenSwerb]

When was the last time you were in a VS Sarah?! LOL! There are no skinny model women walking around the store in the mall, silly lady :)

[my3hens]

LMAO I must have incredible luck then cause the past couple times I have gone in my local one I have been quite mortified, actually even the twiggy adorable pregnant women in motherhood make me sick right now lmao! Or possibly its those awful stubbon Italian roots coming out in me giving me tunnel vision coupled with my elephant ankles and pregnancy acne! LOL

[lizzyfizzy]

ahahahahahahahahaha!!! those dang marketing executives and their plots to take over the world one sale at a time.

CUUUURRRRRSEEEEEES!!!!

[junebug]

i love VS. i want some of their cute, flannel jammies. and some new bras. i don't go in there much myself. except for their semi-annual sale. that is awesome! i went in there once while i was pregnant and i felt out of place too, lol.