Hahahahaha...I Can't Stop Laughing!!

[ditzyscrap]

My friend just sent me this and I can't stop laughing...do it and type your answer below...

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June ----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born :
1 --------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motercycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8 ---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange --------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made, and post it!

Mine was:

I jumped on my best friend's boyfriend in my car because I'm cool like that!

Hahahahhahaa. Amuse me with yours, please!!

[Jennifer]

I did the Macarena with a snowman in line at the bank because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

:thumbup:

[Winter Ivy]

I love these!

I jumped on a football player in line at the bank because I am a ninja!

Apparently, I have been hanging around with Lizzy too much lately :p

-Diana

[ditzyscrap]

So, I did it for my best friend (though I had to guess what color of shirt she's wearing) because I didn't think she'd appreciate me texting her "I jumped on your boyfriend..." haha...anyway so I did hers to see what it would say:

I smelled my mobile phone in my car because I'm AWESOME!

DH's is: I karate chopped a fireman in the elevator because Big Bird said to and he's my leader
DS's is: I yelled at a stuffed animal on your car because the voices told me to
DD's is: I licked a fireman under your bed because I'm NOT crazy

[Nikki Epperson]

I karate chopped a ninja in an elevator because that's how I roll.


OMG! Too funny!

[iJenny]

Oh yeah? Well... I smelled my best friend's boyfriend in my car because Big Bird told me to and he's my leader!

[Jennifer]

These are toooooooo funny!!!!

[tuneskids]

I yelled at a smurf sliding down a hill because that's how I roll.

lmao ... too funny!!

[Leila]

I had lunch with my neighbor under your bed because that's how I roll.

Andrew: I karate chopped Chuck Norris in your bathroom because I think I need some serious help.

JP: I ran over your mom in line at the bank because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Devin: I yelled at a spoon on your car because I'm a Ninja!

[Brooke W]

I yelled at my mobile phone in a hole because I think I need some serious help.

Ok, who's been looking in my personal files :p

[ColleenSwerb]

I kicked a noodle in a hole, cuz that's how I roll!

[scrapperjade]

Mine: I did the Macarena with a stuffed animal in a hole because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

DH's: I loved my mobile phone in your bathroom because I'm cool like that.

Ava's: I kicked a fireman at the dinner table because I'm NOT crazy.

OMG! That literally made me laugh until I had tears in my eyes (especially mine!!)!!! I LOVE IT!

[Shawna]

Mine: I smelled your mom at the dinner table because that's how I roll.

DH: I karate chopped an iPod sliding down a hill because that's how I roll.

Kaylie: I ran over a banana in my car because that's how I roll.

Kelsie: I karate chopped a fireman under your bed because I'm NOT crazy.

Kyle: I jumped on a phone in an elevator because I can.

[Megan Turnidge]

*giggle*

I loved a football player sliding down a hill because I'm sexy and I do what I want. :huh:

I'm dirty. lol

[amystoffel]

I yelled at a baseball bat in an elevator because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

[Jennilyn]

I loved your mom, sliding down a hill, because I'm a ninja!

[AnnieBananie]

I did the Macarena With a birdbath In line at the bank because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Makes sense. *nod*

[schock77]

Ok... don't get any ideas about me....

I licked your mom at the dinner table because I'm sexy and I do what I want...

[schock77]

*giggle*

I loved a football player sliding down a hill because I'm sexy and I do what I want. :huh:

I'm dirty. lol

That exactly sounds good! LOL!

[MamaK]

I karate chopped a ninja in line at the bank because I'm sexy and I do what I want - booyah! :thumbup:

okay, so just how many of us had to LOOK at our shirt to see what color we are wearing?? haha

[schock77]

I totally had to look....

[SamaraGugler]

ME: I loved an iPod On your car because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

DD: I kicked my mobile phone In a hole because the voices told me to.

DS: I jumped on a banana at the dinner table because that's how I roll.

DH: I yelled at your mom in your bathroom because I think I need some serious help.

[NettieB]

I danced with a spoon in a hole because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. :D

[scarletsierra]

I did the macarena with a smurf at the dinner table because I'm cool like that.


True story too.

[mummytothree]

I loved my science teacher under your bed because I think I need some serious help.

[lisabranka]

I ran over a goat riding a motorcycle because that's how I roll.

[junebug]

i smelled a banana at the dinner table because i'm a ninja!! :D :D

[Jenn Barrette]

ME: I smelled a goat on your car because I'm AWESOME!

DH: I did the Macarena With a goat in line at the bank because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

[rochelle789]

I kicked a goat under your bed because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

(apparently I'm willing to abuse animals if the price is right)

[mixedclawzz]

I loved a surfer in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

[Coila]

I did the Macarena with an iPod in a hole because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

[jennpage]

I sang to a llama in a hole because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

How goofy! lol

[melmos75]

I danced with a fireman sliding down a hill because that’s how I roll.

[scrapmonkey]

I danced with a goat at the dinner table because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

[Paula]

LMAO!!

I ran over a stuffed animal sliding down a hill because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

[lacidock]

I kicked a birdbath on your car because i'm cool like that.

[lizzyfizzy]

I yelled at a fork in your bathroom because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

:blink:

what?? he is.

[lizzyfizzy]

LMAO!!

I ran over a stuffed animal sliding down a hill because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

i just did a laugh burst and woke up my family!!! :D:D:D

[lizzyfizzy]

I karate chopped a ninja in line at the bank because I'm sexy and I do what I want - booyah! :thumbup:

i liked the booya!!! :D:D:D:D:D

[MelissaL88]

I danced with a squirrel under your bed because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Oh Fizz...you and I can worship at the feet of the Big Yellow Bird together...LMFAO!!!!!

[scrapperjade]

Okay, I had to do another one, cause these are hilarious!

My anniversary: I did the Macerena with your mom under your bed because I'm AWESOME!!

[Rae's World]

I ran over a fireman sliding down a hill because I am cool like that!

[pbumbaca]

LOL!

I karate chopped my dog sliding down a hill because I'm sexy and I do what I want

[alansrock]

Mine:
I smelled my brother riding a motorcycle because the voices told me to.

(I don't have a brother, LOL!)

[Amy Carey]

I sang to a phone on your car because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

LOLOL

[rachelv]

I had lunch with a ninja under your bed because I'm sexy and I do what I want :)

[blestwith3]

How funny! Here is mine:

I kicked my science teacher in a hole because the voices told me to.