i had a dream...

[lizzyfizzy]

i was pregnant.

*gasp*

[ColleenSwerb]

I had a dream like that about 2 years ago. I wasn't right for like 3 days afterwards, scariest waiting for my period time EVAH! (Clearly, I was NOT ready to have or raise a child at the time of the dream, now would be a different story.)

Would you being pregnant be good or bad? Lol!

[AnnieBananie]

:blink::blink::blink:

[iJenny]

stop yourself. seriously. right now. None of this crazy-talk from you.

:p

[cheltzey]

That's not a dream for me. It's a nightmare!

[lizzyfizzy]

it would be a bit of a problem, seeing my husband has no swimmers.

let's just say there would be questions.

:D:D:D:D

i would be devastated. lmao!!!

[sprauncey1]

I had that dream about a month after reading Breaking Dawn. Guess it was just my subconscious freaking me out! And yeah DH is "fixed" so THERE WOULD BE QUESTIONS! lol

[pbumbaca]

LOL I hear you fizz on both the swimmers and the devastating!

[Joan]

:blink:

[heatherdumas]

Do you have a guilty conscience or something? I told you I am fixed.
Geesh!

[lauren grier]

haha... I usually have dreams about being pregnant with mutant alien babies... they're hot. ^_^

[Traci Reed]

lmao I knew two couples growing up who were "fixed" and still got preggers...good luck! lolol

[ColleenSwerb]

Oh my, lol. That would raise eyebrows then! LOL!

[LenaGardner]

For you my dear.

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby
>> delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was
>> testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of
>> the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were
>> interested. Both said they were very much in favor of it.
>>
>> The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters,
>> explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father
>> had ever experienced before.
>>
>> But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked
>> the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
>>
>> The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain
>> transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
>> husband's blood pressure and was amazed
>> at how well he was doing.
>>
>> At this point they decided t o try for 50 percent. The husband
>> continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously
>> helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to
>> transfer ALL the pain to him.
>>
>> The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the
>> husband had experienced none. She and her husband
>> were ecstatic.
>>
>> When they got home, they found the UPS man dead on the porch.
>>

[lauren grier]

hahahahahaha lena I seriously cracked up haha

[AnnieBananie]

haha... I usually have dreams about being pregnant with mutant alien babies... they're hot. ^_^
Are they Time Lords by any chance? ;)

[lauren grier]

Are they Time Lords by any chance? ;)

oh if only..... *dreamy eyes* lol

[Voodoo_Bryn]

D could always get it reversed, Fizz...

if, you know, you were to lean back in that direction...

you're way younger than me, and I'm not done yet...

and...
c'mon...
drooly baby goodness:

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2349/49/56/891665053/n891665053_6001876_9574.jpg

[lizzyfizzy]

heather...PAH!!!!! you kill me chica!

oh my word, lena!!!! i am lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brynnie...can i just have phin phin??

:D:D:D

i have 3 children...really i'm good to go. really.

[cheltzey]

Awww, but think of wrinkly baby bottoms!

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f286/cbjorge/IMG_6672.jpg

[Jennifer]

must.step.away.from.this.thread.or.i.will.steal.my .neighbor's.baby. :blink:

[joelsgirl]

Listen to your insticts, girl. Three kids is enough! Babies are cute, but they cry and keep you up in the night and make you fat. :p Plus the whole, it might ruin your marriage thing.

Lena, that story was great!

[Nikki Epperson]

Listen to your insticts, girl. Three kids is enough! Babies are cute, but they cry and keep you up in the night and make you fat. :p Plus the whole, it might ruin your marriage thing.

Lena, that story was great!

I agree. 3 is plenty -- or at least it is here!!! LMAO

[Rae's World]

My uterus is starting to hurt and I have 4 already!!!

Loved you story Lena!!!!

[Teresa]

I had the same dream last night...woke up and realized as I tried with every muscle in my body to turn onto my other side and work out a calf cramp that it was entirely my reality!! :)

[suze]

That dream would freak me out too... except that I'm trying to have a baby! lol I've been trying for over a year now :glare:

[Kim]

LOL :blink:

[my4boys]

That's not a dream for me. It's a nightmare!

I am right there with ya.........NOT a chance!!!! Since I watch my niece during the week I get my baby fill from her so I am all good!!!

Lena, that is a great story...love it for THIS reason (stay with me now, I have a story to tell and YES, I am hijacking this thread ;)

When I had the twins a short 6 years ago the first one (Tyler) came out with this stark blonde hair and bright blue eyes...then came #2 (Matthew) with dark brown hair and really dark eyes.....I looked at him and my DH looked at him and said "where did he come from?" My older two have dk red, light red and both have brown eyes. I have green eyes/crap brown hair, DH has brown eyes/dk red hair and my UPS man has blonde hair and blue eyes...that is the rumor that STILL goes around my neighborhood :blink:

BTW....he has like 10 kids of his own and is the cutest sweetest guy you could ever meet, and pretty hot for a man that wears that ugly brown uni!!!

[Kat Stokes]

LOL!!! At this point, that would be a nightmare for me as well... Rhett is driving us insane at this point..........

Oh, and I met my friend's father for the first time this weekend. My friend is 30 and his little brother is 6. His dad had a V 20+ years ago and had a swimmer late in life... And yes, it is definitely his child. LOL!!!