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lauren grier
09-25-2009, 07:39 PM
lol you know... my spam has taken an amusing turn lately. You know, there's the usual .. last all night long! make your wang 10x longer, or the classic dear beloved in christ please accept this 10 million dollars on my behalf..

but lately.. I've been getting tons, and I mean tons.. of emails about...
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Colon cleansing ^_^
junebug
09-25-2009, 07:42 PM
i got one of those too,lol

or i get some from 'russian women' looking to meet single american men, lol
SmallMoments
09-25-2009, 07:51 PM
I know you're jealous, but I MAY qualify for a $48K G.I. Bill!
joelsgirl
09-25-2009, 07:55 PM
Well I can find my true love as a Christian dater. I feel really excited about the possibilities.
Traci Reed
09-25-2009, 08:16 PM
damn..I'm still getting V*i*a*g*r*a ones...I need better spam!
BrattyMeg
09-25-2009, 08:31 PM
my latest..here's the first line :p

Stop being an aged man without any energy for your lady.
lauren grier
09-25-2009, 08:50 PM
lmao niice
emmasmommy
09-25-2009, 08:56 PM
I am DYING over here!
Jenn Barrette
09-25-2009, 09:03 PM
LOL, today I found out that the Late Engr. Jurgen Krugger left me USD$30, 100,000.00 in his will. Aren't I lucky? Gotta love spam and scams.
AnnieBananie
09-25-2009, 09:32 PM
I keep meaning to enlarge my penis but I never get around to it.
mdb21
09-25-2009, 09:36 PM
I get some seriously weird subject lines in my spam folder. Such as "You acted stupid. I taped". And upon opening it, it says "Warning!! Problems in bed can lead a man to horrible consequences and destroy his selfespect! Don't let it happen to you! Try our boosting solutions and your desire-o-meter will always go off-scale".

Seriously, I want that job. Spam writer.
schock77
09-25-2009, 10:07 PM
ROTFL! Those are great....

And perhaps La, you need a good cleaning, and it's safe to say Annie does need to enlarge her penis! I feel like crap and needed a laugh... this did it (so thanks girls!) :P
MamaBee
09-25-2009, 10:49 PM
LOL, today I found out that the Late Engr. Jurgen Krugger left me USD$30, 100,000.00 in his will. Aren't I lucky? Gotta love spam and scams.


Hey... Jurgy left ME that money!!! ;)
jessica31876
09-25-2009, 11:53 PM
I get one of those ones where Im left 9,800,000,000 (or some other huge amount) nearly everyday!! I should be a gazillionaire by now LOL