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lauren grier
11-23-2009, 11:40 AM
** So these all made me giggle and I had to go for a random choice :] Congrats to Angie with this one :] I have been known to walk into things myself.. so this is hilarious to me ^_^ .. Anyway, I'm running super behind atm so I will get you links after the thanksgiving festivities with my family today :] Thanks so much everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
ok here it goes.....so imagine this....
I am about 8 months pregnant and we are stationed in Italy {Sicily to be exact}...so we truck out to the local store called Auchan which is like Wal-Mart here...we are walking around and they have some other little stores within the big store like a shoe store, clothing store, camera store and a little ice cream store....so the camera store has ALL glass windows in it, FLOOR to CEILING...now remember, I am just LOOKING, not going inside, just observing from outside...so I decide I REALLY REALLY like this one camera sittig in the display case, so I move a little closer to the window to see it and BAM!!!! yes ma'am I SMACKED my face right on the window~!~~~ and if you think it was funny you have NO IDEA....so my DH and DD decide it is HILARIOUS and bust out laughing and immediately making fun of me...well {me being the DUMB American I am} there was an Italian couple standing right beside us and they weren't sure whether to laugh or not {didn't want to be rude} and then when they saw Dh and DD laughing, they busted out laughing as well!!!! so needless to say, I am still catching flack over that to this day and that was 8 years ago!!!!
I need some giggles, so the sillier the better! :p BEST post gets the kit I am working on right now for free.... I'm not showing it to you though.. you just have to go on a limb here with me LOL LOL
So spill it......... do you........ fantasize about joe jonas...... or....... eat toothpaste instead of brushing your teeth? Hit me with yer best shot
ajf9597
11-23-2009, 11:46 AM
In high school some friends & I decided it would be a good idea to play Pediddle with some guys that we hung out with. Now about the game Pediddle...basically you drive around and when you find a car that has a headlight out you hit the roof of the car and yell out Pediddle and the opposite sex has to take a piece of clothes off. So we would drive around town playing this game and when we were down to our bras and underwear drive around in the country so nobody would see us. Because part of the game was you couldn't get dressed as soon as you were done. The worst part was one of the guys we hung around with knew my now DH at the time and was telling him everything we did, so after DH & I met he already knew several stories about me :) We also on occasion would just flash a car as it drove by and we had also done that to my now DH too!
Sheana
11-23-2009, 11:47 AM
For the loooooongest time, I thought ear plugs were nose plugs. My sister convinced me they were but once I put them up my nose and had a heck of a time getting them back out.. I realized she had fed me a huge line of poo.
laurabobaura
11-23-2009, 11:58 AM
oh man. i could probably make a pretty long list.... i have a special voice i use when talking to my cat.... his name is grant, but i usually call him granty, and sing to him about how handsome and majestic he is....
i also replace 'L' with 'Z' when i'm talking to him.... so instead of saying 'aww, hello! look at you!'...i would say 'hezzzoooo!!!! zoooka youuuu!!!'
i know.
just to prove the handsomeness level, here is grant:
http://i49.tinypic.com/25ji9kw.jpg
majestic, no?
lauren grier
11-23-2009, 12:06 PM
lol.. want to know something about cats & I .. now- everyone knows I despise my smelly cat most days.. but one time... I wrote wifey a letter (a real letter) telling her how I thought my cat was sent to me to help me through things and he was a person and all this other wacky stuff.. I don't remember exactly what I said but I have a feeling I was a wee not right in the head LOL
emmasmommy
11-23-2009, 12:20 PM
I was a bit of a hippy back in the day. You'd never know it by looking at me now, but I was one of those "kids" that wore long, flowy skirts, birkenstocks, and had super long hair that needed to be trimmed about 3 months before I got it trimmed. I followed Dave Matthews Band whenever I could (well, I still do that) and I spent the better part of my last two years of undergrad work in an, um, enhanced state. I even played my senior recital that way. :blink: Needless to say, kids have DEFINITELY changed me.
neenee
11-23-2009, 12:22 PM
Oh goodness, I probably have a ton of things that I could tell but can't think of a darn one right now! :mad:
OH.....wait....I have one......Okay let me preface by saying 1. I am a super silly, crazy person all the time, even with my kidos. Our daily life is just a good time. 2. I have a really big butt.
About 3 years ago on our vacation to the beach, as we were walking along picking up sea shells, I decided it would be funny to put a sea shell in my ahem .... butt crack and see how long it would stay there. Well, about 4 hours later we were sitting at the condo playing Monopoly when all of a sudden I remembered the sea shell. I jumped up and said "oh, the shell!" Well, it was gone. But know my family teases me and when we loose something in the house, they tell me my butt must have eaten it.:p
carriesmom
11-23-2009, 12:37 PM
Let's see so much to say so little time. Here is something really embarassing but hilarious at the same time. One year when I was little we went to cut down our Christmas tree. And we brought the video camera. So we are taking video of all the family helping cut down the tree. When we get back to the house and watch the video, I am horrified. I am sawing on the tree and you hear my parents say "Go Bea Go!" and as if on cue I farted. An very distinct and audible fart. Perserved forever on video. My parents showed that to My DH last Christmas and now every so often he will come up to me and say "Go Bea Go!" Very embarassing at the time but I can laugh about it now.
mummytothree
11-23-2009, 01:00 PM
fantasize about joe jonas
**SNORT** Only if it involves strawberry jelly
:D :D
OK, I'll get the kit anyways, but I'll share!!! I hate wearing underwear!! I usually only wear them when witchy Aunt Flo is in town!! All other times I'm commando baby!!!! :D :D :D
lauren grier
11-23-2009, 01:09 PM
**SNORT** Only if it involves strawberry jelly
:D :D
anyone want a jonas jelly sandwich?? huh huh? any takers?
lol G/Shawna sent me a pic of some jonas brothers sneakers last night when they were out shopping.. ^_^
laurabobaura
11-23-2009, 01:13 PM
jeanye....that's ...um gross :P ;)
i love kitties, but am not a dog person. my mom treats her dog like it's her kid...makes me talk to him on the phone and crap.
junebug
11-23-2009, 01:33 PM
these are great!
i honestly can't think of anything, lol.
i totally get the cat thing! i love cats. instead we have 2 dogs. i talk to my beagle in a sing song baby voice at times. she gets all excited its funny. "Sadie Looooou!! Whatcha doin' Sadie Lou?" :D
xboxmom
11-23-2009, 01:35 PM
Wow such great and funny stories....
Let' see......This summer a friend of ours always has a Sea Fair party at his house. His house looks out over Lake Washington and you have a pretty AWESOME view of the Blue Angels doing their tricks. Anyway the week before his party I had a Cyst rupture on my ovary and was in horrible pain so I had been popping pain pills all week. I sware I only had 3 drinks!!!! 2 whiskey cokes and 1 beer. Anyway I do not remember really anything from the day other than getting there. But according to my husband and other partiers I was telling everyone how much I don't like my husbands boss and how much my husband makes and that we can't afford a new car on his salary and raise 5 kids! To top it off apparently I came out of the bathroom and annoucenced that I was no longer wearing any underwear! (I am still wondering if I left underware at their house but I am too embarassed to ask because I was on my period that day and how embarassing would that be to leave underware in that state at someones house!!!)
junebug
11-23-2009, 01:36 PM
Wow such great and funny stories....
Let' see......This summer a friend of ours always has a Sea Fair party at his house. His house looks out over Lake Washington and you have a pretty AWESOME view of the Blue Angels doing their tricks. Anyway the week before his party I had a Cyst rupture on my ovary and was in horrible pain so I had been popping pain pills all week. I sware I only had 3 drinks!!!! 2 whiskey cokes and 1 beer. Anyway I do not remember really anything from the day other than getting there. But according to my husband and other partiers I was telling everyone how much I don't like my husbands boss and how much my husband makes and that we can't afford a new car on his salary and raise 5 kids! To top it off apparently I came out of the bathroom and annoucenced that I was no longer wearing any underwear! (I am still wondering if I left underware at their house but I am too embarassed to ask because I was on my period that day and how embarassing would that be to leave underware in that state at someones house!!!)
umm.....you win! :D how embarassing!
jessica31876
11-23-2009, 02:00 PM
that cracked me up!! Ummm cannot really think of anything about me but my cat thinks she goes with us anytime we leave. She can hear the car keys from across the house and she comes running. Well the other day she did this and my husband was walking out the door and about to close the door and she leaped about ten feet onto his back so he would not leave without her. I started it by teaching her to jump up on my shoulder when I go out in the yard to take her out to play but then we took her on a car ride and she loved it so much so now she always wants to go. It was so funny though because she nearly brought him down to his knees jumping on his back and digging in so she wouldnt fall
Wow such great and funny stories....
Let' see......This summer a friend of ours always has a Sea Fair party at his house. His house looks out over Lake Washington and you have a pretty AWESOME view of the Blue Angels doing their tricks. Anyway the week before his party I had a Cyst rupture on my ovary and was in horrible pain so I had been popping pain pills all week. I sware I only had 3 drinks!!!! 2 whiskey cokes and 1 beer. Anyway I do not remember really anything from the day other than getting there. But according to my husband and other partiers I was telling everyone how much I don't like my husbands boss and how much my husband makes and that we can't afford a new car on his salary and raise 5 kids! To top it off apparently I came out of the bathroom and annoucenced that I was no longer wearing any underwear! (I am still wondering if I left underware at their house but I am too embarassed to ask because I was on my period that day and how embarassing would that be to leave underware in that state at someones house!!!)
Angie4b1g
11-23-2009, 02:02 PM
Um I think you probably already know more than you want to about me. :D
Until I was 33, I thought the buzzing you heard outside in the summer was the electricity surging through the power lines.
How'd I find out otherwise?
The big black out. I came outside and said "the power can't be out, I can still hear it!"
To which dh said ".................................................. ...."
And then I learned about cicadas.
I was happier before.
xboxmom
11-23-2009, 02:20 PM
heheh this is an awesome way to start a Monday! :D
nun69
11-23-2009, 02:37 PM
ok here it goes.....so imagine this....
I am about 8 months pregnant and we are stationed in Italy {Sicily to be exact}...so we truck out to the local store called Auchan which is like Wal-Mart here...we are walking around and they have some other little stores within the big store like a shoe store, clothing store, camera store and a little ice cream store....so the camera store has ALL glass windows in it, FLOOR to CEILING...now remember, I am just LOOKING, not going inside, just observing from outside...so I decide I REALLY REALLY like this one camera sittig in the display case, so I move a little closer to the window to see it and BAM!!!! yes ma'am I SMACKED my face right on the window~!~~~ and if you think it was funny you have NO IDEA....so my DH and DD decide it is HILARIOUS and bust out laughing and immediately making fun of me...well {me being the DUMB American I am} there was an Italian couple standing right beside us and they weren't sure whether to laugh or not {didn't want to be rude} and then when they saw Dh and DD laughing, they busted out laughing as well!!!! so needless to say, I am still catching flack over that to this day and that was 8 years ago!!!!
jessica31876
11-23-2009, 02:38 PM
LOL that isnt the power? I always thought it was too :pUm I think you probably already know more than you want to about me. :D
Until I was 33, I thought the buzzing you heard outside in the summer was the electricity surging through the power lines.
How'd I find out otherwise?
The big black out. I came outside and said "the power can't be out, I can still hear it!"
To which dh said ".................................................. ...."
And then I learned about cicadas.
I was happier before.
nun69
11-23-2009, 02:40 PM
this is not a story but how could you not laugh at this :) SERIOUSLY!!!!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OztwHKAdIEo/SuutRUlZ-ZI/AAAAAAAABSY/UvrYE-uWmAc/s320/IMG_3296.JPG
neenee
11-23-2009, 02:57 PM
jeanye....that's ...um gross :P ;)
:p
Serendipity
11-23-2009, 03:01 PM
Hmm. I can't top any of these stories. lol
I (BRIEFLY) dated a guy who collected everyone's finger and toenails in a crown royal bag. :blink: I was clipping my nails and he pulled out his bag and said "put them in here".
:huh:
neenee
11-23-2009, 03:06 PM
Hmm. I can't top any of these stories. lol
I (BRIEFLY) dated a guy who collected everyone's finger and toenails in a crown royal bag. :blink: I was clipping my nails and he pulled out his bag and said "put them in here".
:huh:
Okay now that is creepy........is that when it ended? :p
DawnMarch
11-23-2009, 03:07 PM
(BRIEFLY) dated a guy who collected everyone's finger and toenails in a crown royal bag. I was clipping my nails and he pulled out his bag and said "put them in here".
eeeewwwwww!
Serendipity
11-23-2009, 03:10 PM
Okay now that is creepy........is that when it ended? :p
lol About a week or two after that. He was just weird. There were just way too many things for me to have to look past. lol He was cute, though.
4noisyboys
11-23-2009, 03:38 PM
my mom treats her dog like it's her kid...makes me talk to him on the phone and crap.
:eek: Oh wow...yeah, I don't think I could talk to someone's dog on the phone! My dh has talked to the cats though when he's been out of town :p
Just wanted to see if they'd react to his voice! ;) Sure...whatever!
4noisyboys
11-23-2009, 03:39 PM
About 3 years ago on our vacation to the beach, as we were walking along picking up sea shells, I decided it would be funny to put a sea shell in my ahem .... butt crack and see how long it would stay there. Well, about 4 hours later we were sitting at the condo playing Monopoly when all of a sudden I remembered the sea shell. I jumped up and said "oh, the shell!" Well, it was gone. But know my family teases me and when we loose something in the house, they tell me my butt must have eaten it.:p
OMGosh! That is too hilarious!!
4noisyboys
11-23-2009, 03:41 PM
Wow such great and funny stories....
Let' see......This summer a friend of ours always has a Sea Fair party at his house. His house looks out over Lake Washington and you have a pretty AWESOME view of the Blue Angels doing their tricks. Anyway the week before his party I had a Cyst rupture on my ovary and was in horrible pain so I had been popping pain pills all week. I sware I only had 3 drinks!!!! 2 whiskey cokes and 1 beer. Anyway I do not remember really anything from the day other than getting there. But according to my husband and other partiers I was telling everyone how much I don't like my husbands boss and how much my husband makes and that we can't afford a new car on his salary and raise 5 kids! To top it off apparently I came out of the bathroom and annoucenced that I was no longer wearing any underwear! (I am still wondering if I left underware at their house but I am too embarassed to ask because I was on my period that day and how embarassing would that be to leave underware in that state at someones house!!!)
O. M. G. :thumbup: totally great story! I'm dying here!:D
iJenny
11-23-2009, 05:46 PM
Hmm.... well a few random things about me that you may or may not know...
1) I read magazines back to front. I get it from my mom. Oh, and before I can ever read a magazine (even at the doctor's office), I have to flip through it and tear out all of those *&%$#@ subscription cards/advertisements.
2) I would rather do any other household chore than do laundry. In fact, I will avoid doing laundry until we have all worn every single piece of clean clothing we own. THEN, and only then, will I do laundry. Its a problem.
3) For my birthday this summer, I secretly wished that my in-laws would move far away. They are NOT good people and our lives would be so much simpler w/o them around.
Angie4b1g
11-23-2009, 05:54 PM
I'll do your laundry if you do my other crap. I don't mind laundry.
ashleyprugh
11-23-2009, 06:54 PM
Hmm.... well a few random things about me that you may or may not know...
1) I read magazines back to front. I get it from my mom. Oh, and before I can ever read a magazine (even at the doctor's office), I have to flip through it and tear out all of those *&%$#@ subscription cards/advertisements.
2) I would rather do any other household chore than do laundry. In fact, I will avoid doing laundry until we have all worn every single piece of clean clothing we own. THEN, and only then, will I do laundry. Its a problem.
i read back to front too. always. mostly because the front is usually all ads and stuff.
and laundry=bane of my existence. i've been known to be down to one pair of underwear before i actually do like, laundry laundry. i do bits and pieces at a time. i hate it.
weird things... i can't sleep with the door open? and i have to face a door. i can't face a window when i sleep.
AnnieBananie
11-23-2009, 07:26 PM
I talk to my dog and pretend he talks back....
Me: Goliath... why isn't this problem on my homework working out?
Goliath: :blink:
Me: No, I already tried that.
Goliath: :blink::blink:
Me: Yeah, you're right, I should leave it alone for a while and try again later. You're so wise.
Goliath: :blink: *gnaws on leg*
Me: Who's so wise? You're so wise! Who's a wise wickle bicky boy? Golly is!
jessica31876
11-23-2009, 07:38 PM
LOL too funny...if you talk to my cats they tilt their heads back and forth like they are trying to figure out what you are saying. Its so funny.
I talk to my dog and pretend he talks back....
Me: Goliath... why isn't this problem on my homework working out?
Goliath: :blink:
Me: No, I already tried that.
Goliath: :blink::blink:
Me: Yeah, you're right, I should leave it alone for a while and try again later. You're so wise.
Goliath: :blink: *gnaws on leg*
Me: Who's so wise? You're so wise! Who's a wise wickle bicky boy? Golly is!
AnnieBananie
11-23-2009, 07:50 PM
LOL Golly totally does the head tilt... but he's such a good listener. He sits there until I'm done talking, then goes and does.... weird dog stuff. lol
heathergw
11-23-2009, 08:52 PM
One time a group of us were all headed to Wrigley field for a Cubs game... traffic was slow which is typical when there is a game of some sort in Chicago. Anyways, we decided to take a different route to the game so I got out of the car and ran down the Eisenhower expressway to tell the other car where we were going... that was before cell phones and no I wasn't drunk, lol. Oh yeah, and that was when I was hot and so I had several guys honking and whisling at me from other cars. Oh to be young and carefree again, sigh...
SmallMoments
11-23-2009, 09:01 PM
It's not about me, but my HUSBAND has a thing for the Jonas Bros. He DVRs them and watches them on a regular basis. LOL He doesn't get to ever live that one down.
You have just made me realize I lead a rather boring life. Hm. Thanks.
lauren grier
11-23-2009, 09:26 PM
It's not about me, but my HUSBAND has a thing for the Jonas Bros. He DVRs them and watches them on a regular basis. LOL He doesn't get to ever live that one down.
You have just made me realize I lead a rather boring life. Hm. Thanks.
hehehe.. this actually made me feel a lil less bad about my joe jonas + strawberry jelly dreams
lauren grier
11-23-2009, 11:28 PM
ok people.... lol.
my kit is finished. You have till 8am EST tomorrow to post :]
AnnieBananie
11-24-2009, 12:08 AM
Srsly dudes... the kit is SO cute. Liiiiike super cute.
xboxmom
11-24-2009, 12:35 AM
oooo i can't wait to see the kit now!
DawnMarch
11-24-2009, 01:30 AM
My mom was of the old school "you will sit at the table until you finish your vegetables" kind of mom. But, I seriously hated veggies when I was a kid. My solution? I threw all my vegetables behind the refrigerator when mom left the room. She wondered why she could never get rid of the roaches in that apartment and finally discovered the reason when we moved the refrigerator the day that we moved out . . .
mdb21
11-24-2009, 01:47 AM
I was raised by my Grandparents and when I was about 12, Jeopardy always came on one channel at 4:30 and another channel at 5. I'd watch it in my bedroom at 4:30, then go out into the living room where my Grandpa always viewed it at 5. Well...since I had already seen the episode, I'd blurt out nearly every answer before the contestants. My Grandpa was CONVINCED that I was some sort of genius and was about to call the Superintendent of my school to have my IQ tested. But my Grandma knew what I was doing and made me tell him before he could place the call. The look on his face was totally priceless...and I think he was a tad bit angry at first, but then he loved to tell the story to everyone he came into contact with afterwards. He got a pretty good chuckle out of that one for a long time.
I was a really ornery kid.
kresta
11-24-2009, 02:05 AM
Okay, here are a few from me...
My whole life until I was about 22, I thought a levy was a gas station. Ya know "drove my chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry", like they ran out of gas. Even funnier is that two out of the three girls I was interning with thought the same thing.
My whole life until I was about 22 (yep, you guessed it, same night I learned what a levy was), I thought Barq's Root Beer was pronounced like barges. My whole life I thought the q was a g.
Last one for tonight. I had a little, um, enhancement a couple of years ago. Okay, okay, I got a boob job, but just to look normal, they're not big or anything. Anyway, I was feeling pretty good on pain pills and resting in the bed after my surgery when my girlfriend (who had her's done about 6 months prior) came to visit me. I vaguely remember her visit. But I definitely don't remember that she says my daughter Claire came into the room, picked something up and was carrying it around, and I said, "Claire go put the Astroglide down, please." Ha!
Priscilla
11-24-2009, 02:33 AM
what is it really?
a river levee is spelled differntly but thats what I always thought ...
now I really dunno
Okay, here are a few from me...
My whole life until I was about 22, I thought a levy was a gas station. Ya know "drove my chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry", like they ran out of gas. Even funnier is that two out of the three girls I was interning with thought the same thing.
M
kresta
11-24-2009, 02:36 AM
what is it really?
a river levee is spelled differntly but thats what I always thought ...
now I really dunno
Well, maybe I just spelled it wrong, oops. I think the song's referring to a river levee, I just never knew what that was. :)
Priscilla
11-24-2009, 02:39 AM
I looked it up and there are really about 10 different ideas of what it means ... a bar, your gas station idea and river (and yes it's spelled different on many places .. levy and levee ..... ) it's a mystery song :D
litabells
11-24-2009, 07:29 AM
oh my word - this thread rocks lol
Ok, random about me - not easy. Everything about me is random lol But I can share a couple of stoopid moments with you.
I got into a (verbal) fight in a store once, because a lady wouldn't answer my question. I got rather loud and obnoxious, dropped a few f-bombs and the like....and then relaised it was a mannequin. 'pparently they don't speak...who woulda thunk it?
But, my ultimate moment...
This saturday just gone, I hit the casino with my two bff's for a new moon screening, dinner and som eclub hopping. Now, I am by no means a sophisticated gal but we were out somewhere flash so I was puttin on my airs and graces, strutting my stuff. So of course, I stumbled down the stairs in front of a bunch of hotties. It's ok though....the hotties crotch broke my fall.
Yep, I got a hand full of nuts for dessert.
emmasmommy
11-24-2009, 09:38 AM
Yep, I got a hand full of nuts for dessert.
I love you Lita. I really do.
mummytothree
11-24-2009, 09:46 AM
Only a few more minutes sweet shoppers....really you WANT this kit....it's so perty!!! Quick get your funny stores in!!!!!
AnnieBananie
11-24-2009, 04:34 PM
My mom was of the old school "you will sit at the table until you finish your vegetables" kind of mom. But, I seriously hated veggies when I was a kid. My solution? I threw all my vegetables behind the refrigerator when mom left the room. She wondered why she could never get rid of the roaches in that apartment and finally discovered the reason when we moved the refrigerator the day that we moved out . . .
*dies* LMAO! :thumbup:
And to think, I just fed mine to the dog or buried them in the garbage can! DANGIT! It was ALL WRONG! :D
Angie4b1g
11-24-2009, 05:14 PM
We have a bench seat with storage under it at the table. I've found many a PB sandwich in there. :thumbdown:
kristine
11-24-2009, 05:29 PM
This thread made me laugh so much!
Here's one from me (even though I can't win): When I was at uni, we went to a party, and me and two friends brought a bottle of tequilla (because that's always a good idea..) When we got there there was no shot glasses, so we did shots from pint glasses (even better idea). I was trying to impress some boy, and I was sitting on a swing, and ended up throwing up mid-swing all over him. He wasn't that impressed to be honest;)
So that's a lesson for all of you - leave that tequilla at home. Or even better, never buy one in the first place.
jovi_girl
11-24-2009, 07:34 PM
let me start mine by saying, my brothers are the worlds best liars. They can lie straight to your face, without blinking an eye. And i am a very trusting person...some may call that trustworthy nature gullible tho lol
So when one of them told me that in soccer, if you head butt the ball into the goal you get two points i believed him. I remember saying "oh my gosh, i cant believe i grew up with three brothers that play soccer and i never knew that!"...my other brother jumps in and says " Yea Lani, and when that happens, then they throw three balls onto the field and they play MmmmmmmMULTIBALL!!! (spoken like a gameshow host)....Cue hysterical laughter from my entire family who all obviously knew they were having me on. Its not the only time its happened. Its now a family sport to tell me these outrageous things and see what i believe. Its not that im blonde, i swear! they are just really good liars!
MissKim
11-24-2009, 07:49 PM
Oh, I could tell me some drunk Kim stories. However, I'll tell this one:
About two years ago, I had a deep tissue biopsy in my breast. When I woke up, I was in major pain, and they gave me Lortab. I was released about 11 am -- surgery was at like 9 am -- and I was starving. Also quite loopy from the Lortab. It was February, and they had given me this huge ice pad thing. At least a foot long, like a sock filled with water and frozen. I just stuck it in my bra and put my coat and shirt on over it.
My dh was driving, and for some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to stop for salads at a sub shop. I walked in with a big frozen sock sticking out of my bra, ordered my salad, smiled at the little old lady customer who was looking at me like I was crazy, and went home and ate. It wasn't until the Lortab wore off that I realized a) that Lortab makes me loopy and b) that the woman was looking at me because I was crazy.
jessica31876
11-24-2009, 08:07 PM
Oh gosh my kids are really gullible too. I had them all convinced when they were little that if they lied they would get lie bumps on their tongue which of course they would not LOL but when I thought they were lying I would tell them to stick their tongue out and of course they did not want to cause they thought I would see the "lie bumps" and they would immediately confess to what they had done. It worked until they were about 8 or 9 I think? let me start mine by saying, my brothers are the worlds best liars. They can lie straight to your face, without blinking an eye. And i am a very trusting person...some may call that trustworthy nature gullible tho lol
So when one of them told me that in soccer, if you head butt the ball into the goal you get two points i believed him. I remember saying "oh my gosh, i cant believe i grew up with three brothers that play soccer and i never knew that!"...my other brother jumps in and says " Yea Lani, and when that happens, then they throw three balls onto the field and they play MmmmmmmMULTIBALL!!! (spoken like a gameshow host)....Cue hysterical laughter from my entire family who all obviously knew they were having me on. Its not the only time its happened. Its now a family sport to tell me these outrageous things and see what i believe. Its not that im blonde, i swear! they are just really good liars!
meganmecrazy
11-24-2009, 08:24 PM
I have recently become addicted to Mountain Dew. GOSH. WHY?!??!!!
lauren grier
11-26-2009, 12:59 PM
** So these all made me giggle and I had to go for a random choice :] Congrats to Angie with this one :] I have been known to walk into things myself.. so this is hilarious to me ^_^ .. Anyway, I'm running super behind atm so I will get you links after the thanksgiving festivities with my family today :] Thanks so much everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
ok here it goes.....so imagine this....
I am about 8 months pregnant and we are stationed in Italy {Sicily to be exact}...so we truck out to the local store called Auchan which is like Wal-Mart here...we are walking around and they have some other little stores within the big store like a shoe store, clothing store, camera store and a little ice cream store....so the camera store has ALL glass windows in it, FLOOR to CEILING...now remember, I am just LOOKING, not going inside, just observing from outside...so I decide I REALLY REALLY like this one camera sittig in the display case, so I move a little closer to the window to see it and BAM!!!! yes ma'am I SMACKED my face right on the window~!~~~ and if you think it was funny you have NO IDEA....so my DH and DD decide it is HILARIOUS and bust out laughing and immediately making fun of me...well {me being the DUMB American I am} there was an Italian couple standing right beside us and they weren't sure whether to laugh or not {didn't want to be rude} and then when they saw Dh and DD laughing, they busted out laughing as well!!!! so needless to say, I am still catching flack over that to this day and that was 8 years ago!!!!
4noisyboys
11-26-2009, 01:02 PM
Woot!! Congratulations Angie!!
mummytothree
11-26-2009, 01:58 PM
Congrats Angie!!!! Make sure you check the peek thread to see what you'll be getting ;)
heathergw
11-26-2009, 02:38 PM
Congrats!
emmasmommy
11-26-2009, 08:32 PM
Congrats Angie! The kit looks FABULOUS La!
laurabobaura
11-26-2009, 11:54 PM
Me: Who's so wise? You're so wise! Who's a wise wickle bicky boy? Golly is!
HA!
jocelinsmommy
11-27-2009, 04:22 AM
had to share my funny....even though I maybe the only one who thinks it's funny...(Congrats Angie by the way :)....
One night when my foster son's brother had arrived into town we had sat down and had a big dinner and went out back to look at something...needless to say in the south we have those fireflies/lightening bugs whatever people call them. They are from california...anyways he started freaking out thinking he was going to pass out because he kept seeing things blinking and flashing around. poor boy was convienced he was seeing things....until I had to catch one and show him that it was a bug and not his mind playing games with him becaues of jet lag. I personally found it hysterical since i've caught them all my life...but he'd never seen one ever :))
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