LenaGardner
09-23-2010, 12:56 PM
he hops up to the teller and tells the lady...
"Hi I'm Kermit Jagger and I'd like a loan."
and she says,
"Hi, I'm Patricia Whack and I'd love to help you. But you can't have a loan without collateral."
and he says,
"Oh, that won't be a problem. I have this ceramic elephant, see?"
and she says,
"Mr. Jagger that won't really be enough. It has no value."
and he says, (in true Lena fashion I might add),
"Let me speak with your supervisor."
So Patricia Whack gets her supervisor and explains the situation. She tells the bank manager,
"This frog says he needs a loan and all he has is this---I don't even know what this is--for collateral."
The bank manager says,
"It's a knick knack Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
"Hi I'm Kermit Jagger and I'd like a loan."
and she says,
"Hi, I'm Patricia Whack and I'd love to help you. But you can't have a loan without collateral."
and he says,
"Oh, that won't be a problem. I have this ceramic elephant, see?"
and she says,
"Mr. Jagger that won't really be enough. It has no value."
and he says, (in true Lena fashion I might add),
"Let me speak with your supervisor."
So Patricia Whack gets her supervisor and explains the situation. She tells the bank manager,
"This frog says he needs a loan and all he has is this---I don't even know what this is--for collateral."
The bank manager says,
"It's a knick knack Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."