I should start a blog...

[lauren grier]

crap connor says when being a poop.

He's under punishment right now, he didn't even do anything major. he was just whining and kicking his legs when I asked him to do something. Not tolerated but not the most dreadful thing ever.

So now in response to being reprimanded he's walking by me every few minutes.. muttering under his breathe the most emo crap he can come up with. This is like an every day event, whenever he feels wronged by god knows what :p

today so far:

" I'm not going to nanas tomorrow ...because I most especially don't want to hang out with you ever again"

"like you ever cared about me"

"the only reason you take care of me is to make me THINK you care about me"

"the thing you hate the most is me"



GROAN.

I'm sure there will be loads more. I think he is secretly a 15 year old girl.

[luckyme]

Maybe he and my son are drinking from the same water well! When my son feels wronged by some unjust rule (like "don't hit your sister", "don't write on the furniture" or something equally unfair), he says "I don't want to be a part of this family ANYMORE."

I don't think he's buying my "We set boundaries because we love you" line.

[lauren grier]

lol.. we are such terrible parents for setting rules :p

[fifilur]

Yeah, sooo familiar. When my son doesn't get his way;
he'll never play with me again
never talk to me again
move to his dad
I don't care about him

[lauren grier]

when he was younger.. i remember him once telling me he'd rather live on the roof where the bird poop was than with me anymore.. hahaha. have fun dude.

[Lyd]

Oh my - this sounds soooo familiar! KIDS!

[adi&co.]

heheheee i'm totally giggling because I see this in my future. My 4 year old jamesen is totally a drama queen. When he something doesn't go his way, he screams "I NEVER WANT TO BE HAPPY AGAIN!"

[MommaTrish]

"OMG! No one in this family even gets me or likes me! Geez! Why did God curse me with this stupid family!?"

[lauren grier]

heheheee i'm totally giggling because I see this in my future. My 4 year old jamesen is totally a drama queen. When he something doesn't go his way, he screams "I NEVER WANT TO BE HAPPY AGAIN!"

hahaha.. that is so awesome. children are insane.

[glumirk]

My 4yo frequently tells me "Mama, you are NOT allowed in this house anymore!"

I can't wait for the teenage years...

[~Cindy~]

Cole will be five in June. Until recently (I had another child) he wasn't a really bad kid. Annoying yes but, what child isn't? Lately when he doesn't get something or gets in trouble. He will either cross his arms, stomp, and hang his head or say fine, spank me (which I don't do unless its a major thing he's done, that would cause bodily harm). The best one ever is your aggrafaking the piss out of me. (Yeah, I don't know where that came from.)

[adi&co.]

hahaha.. that is so awesome. children are insane.

jamesen is very emo. It's cute now but Im sure it will get annoying later :p

[kristalund]

eeek!! i am going to blink my eyes and have a 15 yr old girl...and a 13 yr old!!