oh - that one thing...
 

that can take a great day and turn it into "I want to hurt someone" moment...

For me it's printers... I expect the printer to work when I send things from my computer, through the wireless underworld... and my results is happily waiting for me in the tray... it just drives me to the point of insanity when it doesn't work that way... :cursing: :huh: :o :D Oh - and when I have a hybrid project that I would like to get done for New Release and hubby decides to unhook everything to clean... doesn't tell me and until I'm standing in the front of the printer wondering where the hockey sticks is my printables???? :mad:

What is your sane item that can become a hot trigger in under 60 sec flat?

Out of creamer.... I never run out of coffee or sugar, but I also need my creamer. If I forget, or run out... the world is ending!

When someone stands behind me, next to my ears, and makes any sort of noise. It's like driving spikes into my head and instant headache.

what the wha?!!
only one?

mmmmkay. howzabout spending an hour on my hands and knees, in a hazmat suit, armed with a toothbrush, cleaning and scrubbing and sanitizing the boys extremely toxic bathroom.... only to walk in three hours later and find urine all over the toilet and floor.

ahhhhhh. now that always makes me soooohappy.
we're talkin', like purely demented slasher film joy http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/h...mikemyersf.gif

Oh my gosh. THIS!!!!

Noicy eating - Chewing with your mouth open and smacking while eating. Like a cow.
Takes all my willpower to NOT say anything.

Haha - I'm pretty good at not saying anything, but my body language and facial expressions scream pretty loud. Lol.

that my almost 11-year-old stepson can neither close the toilet lid nor flush it when he is here, but his 4-year-old sister does both without needing to be asked or reminded (and if she uses his bathroom, will close & flush his 'leftovers' before lifting the lid again to use the toilet herself)

:cursing::cursing::cursing: