Haha! I'd have nothing. Seriously, I'm a minimalist at work - I don't really take personal things in. That's highly influenced by my years in the Army though. Even now I'm out, I keep work and home life separate as much as I can. Now, if you were asking about my desk at home, that's a whole other story. No minimalization going on there. At any point in time you can guarantee multiple coffee mugs and drink bottles on my desk because I bring them INTO the room quite happily but forget to take them out again until I need the desk space. Nothing embarrassing though, unless you count the amount of chocolate wrappers in my rubbish bin