Can't buy anything until I get a job, but if/when that happens in the next couple weeks, Misty's sports kit and Traci's fruit kit will be on my list.
Piggybacking on Fizz's joke in the OP:
I worked at a mini-golf place (imagine how tickled I am that Manda said in the other thread she's making a mini-golf kit soon!!) for 3 summers in high school/college, so my sophomore year, I got everyone to travel down to campus for a weekend to hang out.
After two Captain and Cokes, we found it necessary to walk across campus to do something. This tall skinny guy and I were the alcohol lightweights, so we're both tipsy while everyone else is snickering at us as we walk two-by-two across the campus lawn.
TSG turns to me, mid-walk, after I accidentally bump into him as I'm talking to one of the gurls with us, and says, 'Get your goods off me.'
For some reason, I feel it necessary to begin to say in a very loud voice, 'Oh, you wish my goods were on you! But these goods... you can't have them! These goods are not for sale!'
The other people with us are dying laughing and trying to get me to be quiet.
I continued ranting abt my 'dirty goods' and 'special goods' and 'goods for one man alone.' Oh, it was just awful.
They didn't let me live THAT down for years.