I think Maryland's must be "All seafood and seafood related items must be smothered in Old Bay seasoning." Or "Blue crabs are the best thing since sliced bread." (Except they aren't. They come from the bay EW and aren't worth the effort to get their measley meat from them.)
I'm convinced Jordan has burned off his taste buds from excess Old Bay which only makes it worse so he adds 10x more than is necessary.
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