My true mommy confessions:
I always take all the "good candy" from Halloween and Easter and eat it myself. I justify it by saying all that chocolate is bad for them.
I like to listen to a lot of music. And so many songs have foul language in them that I substitute the word "fish" for swear words. It's kind of funny actually.
Sometimes we all stay in our jammies because I am so occupied scrapping and stuff. But I say it was a fun jammie day

instead of the fact that I was too darn lazy to dress anyone.
I don't make them eat at the dinner table.