What do...
Eva Longoria
my school's lunch lady
and four hot soap opera stars
have in common?
They were all in my dream last night!
We were all at some sort of lake and Eva and the lunch lady were having "man trouble" with their soap opera star boyfriends (I don't watch soaps, btw which is even weirder) and I totally gave them advice and fixed their relationships and then we got on a huge elevator and the doors closed and I woke up.
I have the weirdest dreams when I'm sick....