LOL Heather! No, he was painting parts for his 1941/42 Army Truck that he's restoring. Sure did ruin the day for him...
I am never going to let this one go. Derrick asked if we were building a fire tonight and I said "No, I think dad's had enough fire for one day. He might burn the house down if he tries to light one."
DH didn't think it was very funny... And of course I have been sworn to never tell anyone from the FD...