Ok, I am DYING here. I *heart* pirates and find pirate talk hysterical.
On your FB homepage, scroll down to the bottom and on the left it should say "English (US)". Click on it, and one of the choices should be English: Pirate.
HYSTERICAL!
ETA: In other funny news, this blog has me ROLLING! Oh how I miss those college nights, LOL!
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/