I am dying. I love this site.
(650): Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
(802): Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
(802): Tonite tequila might call you
(802): Be prepared
k, cannot stop giggling.