Y'know, the men in the dress-up portraits may or may not have a fully-functioning set of testicles... I just don't see any selfespecting husband and father chocked full of testosterone saying "Sure baby, I'll dress up like a ****ing emo donkey!" or "Sweetheart, I know you wanted classy family portraits but these here bear costumes were 75% off at Walmart!! AND LOOK! NOSE MAKEUP INCLUDED!!!
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