1. Do you have a facebook?
Da.
2. Do you think facebook evil?
Da.
3. What facebook application(s) is (are) your fave?
Uh... meh... Farm Town I guess
4. What would you do if facebook ceased to exist?
I would have to push on with my life but would ultimately just fill that void in my soul with illicit drugs and male hookers.
5. What keeps replaying on your MP3?
Can't Help Falling in Love by Elvis
6. Who is your new hottie love?
Don't gots any NEW ones
7. What fall shows are you most excited for? Any new ones?
Gah, I have no idea... I don't watch a heck of a lot of TV.
8. Do you have any summer vacation plans?
Moving.
9. Do you wish that you were Jesse's girl?
Oh GOD no... I'd be like "Oh Rick, how could I pass you over for this greaseball? Let us go forth and multiply. But first, wipe off the makeup, I don't do androgynous."
10. Do you know who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Wasn't me if that's what you're trying to imply.
11. The ramalamadingdong?
That sounds dirty. So I'll take credit for that one.
12. Are you currently reading anything?
This survey. 
13. Going to any concerts in the near future?
HAH! Right.
14. Are you on a laptop or a desktop?
I'm on my chair. I use a desktop computer though.
15. How many times have you been arrested?
Never arrested but I was detained once during a protest
16. Saved By The Bell or Fresh Prince? (you have to choose)
Fresh Prince, it was funnier and... well you know how I roll.
17. What is your favorite beverage?
Orange Juice lately
18. Are you married? If so, how long did you date your spouse before you tied the knot?
Yes and not long
19. Do you have any Irish heritage?
I have Irish Spring... does that count? Srsly though, yeah, quite a bit.
20. Do you think this survey is rad? (you better)
Negatory. I refuse to assimilate