This was earlier today from my son, who is twenty:
Me: Ty don't forget you have the doctor tomorrow morning. They'll be doing blood work so you will need to fast after midnight.
Ty: Uh oh, I don't think I can do that.
Me: What do you mean you can't do it?
Ty: I usually have to poop before I go to sleep and I won't be in bed by midnight.
Me: WTF? Fasting means not eating anything, it had nothing to do with pooping.
I am still laughing cause it is both funny and sad. He is out right now so I sent him a reminder text:
Remember not to eat after midnight, Son. You may poop all you want.
I didn't get a response back yet. lol Night everyone!
