Here are my answers:
1. Do you have a garage? Yes - 3 car garage, supposedly
2. Does your car actually fit in there? Hah. Only one car fits because of all the cr*p.
3. What's the weirdest thing in your garage? We have a Halloween mask of Ronald Regan. It scares the living daylights out of the kids.
We also have about 15 filing cabinets full of "files" that my professor DH keeps for research. That's why it's HIS car that doesn't go into the garage while mine does.