I live in Dordrecht, The Netherlands. And my hometown is the oldest city in Holland (not The Netherlands, there is a difference
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We also have 4 seasons, but our weather is kinda weird too. We've had snow last weekend and it was 12 degrees about 2 days later.
We don't have mountains covered in snow or creepy crocs crossing our path. We do live in a cute city (there are tons of tourists in summer) and a lovely national park (de Biesbosch) nearby.
And we live near Kinderdijk, with the famous windmills