I have an autocorrect for you
Actual conversation between my and my daughter with her asking about her daughters bottom being a little raw looking.
I said: Do you have any Desitin or even some vaseline until you can get her to the dr. (I kinda thought it was a yeast infection from how she described it).
She said: Well I have been putting gasoline on it. That isnt helping though
Me: Gasoline Crystal? I really hope that was a typo LOL and you misspelled vaseline.
Crystal: Omgosh mom Im not an idiot. Yes vaseline. So I told her to call the pediatrician and tell them she thought her baby might have developed a yeast rash.
They called in a tube of ointment and it was gone in like a day and a half.
Cracked me up.
Another discussion between me and my daughter and how well she listens
I said (this was before the baby was born) Put the baby on the washer in the car seat and turn it on when she is super cranky. That sometimes helps.
She heard: Put the baby IN the washer and turn it ON thatll help get the baby quiet
