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Old 05-21-2018, 01:50 PM
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Oh my goodness, are you alright now?! I can't imagine breaking a rib by leaning over like that!

I'm far from graceful! I wish I were, then I wouldn't be living in pain every day, but that's not how I was born. I was born a clutz!

Let's see:
I slipped on ice, broke my leg in 11 places

I slipped down my parent's steps and broke my back

My washer overflooded and I slipped on the water and got a lot of bad bruises.

One time, going in to Chick-fil-a, I slipped on a puddle of water just inside the door and flew across the floor with terrible bruising on my hip, ribs and shoulder. Scared them, scared me. People were shocked at the fall.

There's a lot more stories, but that should help you feel not so alone on the clumsiness field. I think I should get a crown for all my falls, scrapes, broken bones and bruises!
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