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Old 07-05-2008, 02:22 AM
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go to google and type in the search area "search for chuck norris"

then click "i'm feeling lucky"

ahahahahahahahahaha!!

soooo funny!

and remember: chuck norris' calendar goes from march 31st to april 2nd, nobody fools chuck norris.

(this is your cue to post random chuck norris jokes...after you do the google thing of course.)
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Old 07-05-2008, 02:27 AM
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Hey Lizzy..when the boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Old 07-05-2008, 02:55 AM
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Did you know??

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Old 07-05-2008, 03:25 AM
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Oh yeah, and also don't forget that...

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Old 07-05-2008, 07:15 AM
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My Zak LOVES Chuck Norris and has this site bookmarked on our computer...He CRACKS up, whenever he is laughing uncontrolably at the computer I know he is watching Chuck Norris...NUT BALL!
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Old 07-05-2008, 07:31 AM
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OMGosh, I love this!

I found this fact totally interesting:

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Old 07-05-2008, 10:09 AM
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TFS! That was hilarious!

Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Old 07-05-2008, 10:29 AM
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mine came up....Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck Norris didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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Old 07-05-2008, 12:34 PM
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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bwahaha

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
ohmyword! This one is HILARIOUS!!! Here's mine...

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
i can't take this!!! ahahahahahahahahaha!
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Old 07-05-2008, 05:48 PM
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all of you are so fun to play with!!! i love it!!!
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Old 07-05-2008, 06:42 PM
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Oh man I could do these all day long... Here's a few more gems for your giggling pleasure..

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

and finally...

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
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